Маленькая катастрофа для малышей Little disaster for kids

It all started a couple of days before the trip, we learned that the beach had gone to another place. When booking, we chose the beach as well. We chose between the beaches of Tetringol and Side. "Choose". The tour operator Sanmar did not notify us of such a trifle. Booked in winter. Upon arrival, we were properly marinated until almost 2:00 pm and were given a room as booked in a "quiet" place with a "bath" (shower fence with a slippery floor) and, as a bonus, a connecting room with screaming neighbors. They didn’t butt heads - a child of one and a half years old had to sleep. The wife and the little one fell asleep - I went to Nana to grind out the number. 30 euros and immediately received the key to room 102, which is on the ground floor right opposite the children's pool. really with a bath and not with a shower with one large bed. True, the extra bed and things had to be dragged by myself. Belboy came after dinner and offered to help when the key to the first room had already been handed over a long time ago : )). What for lunch, what for dinner came only half an hour before the end of the meal. With a baby, even standing in a stroller is catastrophic. Yes, and the music in the dining room screamed for the deaf. Don't talk calmly. We went to reconnaissance at sea the next day. We reached the beach of my colleague from Miami Beach, where we found our first refuge. after a couple of days, they nailed down at a bar with green mattresses like Garden Beach. For 10 days of being on it, I bought a bottle of hilt and ice strawberries, which cost about 9 euros. for a normal friendly attitude, a free toilet, gifts in the form of children's toys from the beach / bar staff (what other tourists forgot - they left them there).
After a week of me yelling at the canteen, poking my finger into the queue and showing it to the manager, they finally made the approach to the hot from two sides. It seems to be better if you find a table on the terrace. It turned out that at the beginning there were feedings in the morning and buns, not bad sweets in the afternoon and evening, etc. Watermelons and melons appeared instead of eating unripe nectarines for a week. About the diet has already been described more than once. I even saw a local martini in the bar.
We went to the beach once. Well, it's not convenient to wait an hour for the bus.

I went to animation for adults once. I didn’t give a room with a ladle for adults with a normal upbringing, I saw it and laughed many times, but here I didn’t see anything except dirt and vulgarity.
It is slippery around the pool, be careful!
The hotel guide (reptile) Javid from ODEON tried to tell me off that I didn’t listen to his hour-long lecture on excursions, then he tried not to return the voucher and tickets, but after talking in a raised voice and indicating to him that he works here and not me, he threatened to call the tour operator - returned the docks through the porter.
Bottom line: the usual three rubles, vulgar, designed for Russians from the provinces, of which there are plenty, the average three. Adults will find entertainment there for both men and women, the food is also normal for adults.
There is nothing for small children to do there.