Worse than the hotel did not meet! And this is not Mr. SIDE!!

Written: 27 august 2018
Travel time: 26 july — 5 august 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 1.0
Common areas
The hotel calls itself 5 *, all inc. , on the territory of 2 bars and 1 on the beach, my favorite is in the lobby there are quite massive and long shelves for alcohol, you expect, as usual, a huge assortment that the shelves bend under tons of bottles of alcohol, but not here... there are about 9 bottles on the massive bar shelves, glass glasses flaunt between them, there are not very many of them either... speaking of glasses, alcohol is not poured into glass glasses / glasses here, the hotel management considered it more convenient for vacationers to serve in ordinary plastic cups, why strain and clean and wash them.
The hotel has 6 floors, it’s more convenient to move around with the help of an elevator, of course, there are 4 of them in the hotel. It’s impossible to enter all the elevators, then it’s just wet and dirty, dusty, garbage, you’re afraid to slip, in one of them there is a hole on one of the panels, then you go into the elevator there is a watermelon, then plastic cups, and everything else is changing unpleasant odors. Their conclusion is generally not accepted to be removed! No, it’s like they clean it up sometimes, but it’s more for the sake of appearance.

Towels for the beach must be taken on the -1 floor in the hamamma from 8:00-11:00 and returned from 17:00-19:00. You need to go to the hamamm in which their services are always hovering very persistently and it still doesn’t smell very good there. Prices: $3.2 hour massage. Since no one goes there for procedures, my husband was already offered a massage for $ 10. By the way, everything is always with hints of intimacy.
In general, the hotel staff does not care about vacationers, if you need information at the reception desk, they will not run up to you and help you, they will simply ignore you, although the administrators are not busy.
Entertainment
There are almost none of them, there is one animator on the beach who promises to play volleyball, every other day they call to the amphitheater for competitions, and music plays near the pool and you can collect pebbles on the beach. There is a table for small tennis in the lobby, and the most important entertainment is free wi-fi on the ground floor, so everyone is always sitting there with their phones
Restaurant
The first thing that caught my eye was that it was very dark in the room, it was hard to see, later we realized that the fact is that dirty plates and forks are not so visible in poor lighting. There are dishes on the buffet, cold appetizers, soup, salads and vegetables (large choice, fresh) hot, sweet, fruit. The problem is that you will not know what kind of dish is in front of you and what it is with, because there is not a single plate, inscription, icon there. You just take it on an abum, then you find out whether it is spicy or not, tasty / tasteless, allergenic for you or not.
Breakfasts are always the same: boiled eggs (apparently the cheapest, chicken droppings and seals are dirty on them) there are also fried eggs, fried sausages, cold appetizers, pancakes, bread, 4 types of buns, cereal with sweet watering, pitta, some kind of milk porridge .
For lunch I want soup, here it is always the same, one is available, cream soup, no one knows what it is with! Also appetizers, salads, fish, pasta meat, fruits, sweets.
There are snacks between breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Dinner is a bit like lunch, some other assortment is added.
Bottled water 0.5 Free from 10:00-21:00.
Toilet

When we entered the room, I immediately noticed that there was no seal on the toilet (which confirms that it was disinfected), it was not possible to sit down, because it was simply not washed, all in drips, drops.
It is interesting that, as it turned out, this is the norm, the toilets in the hall are the same, only a constantly different smell is added to everything, then urine or burp, if someone is sick there, no one will clean it up and don’t hope
Cleaning
It simply does not exist, the hotel is dirty, dust, garbage, the doors are all stained, divorced, terribly touched, the toilet seat covers are dirty, and everything in the hotel.
They don’t change towels and don’t give baths, they give only 3 pieces for hands and 1 for legs, people go to the reception and demand a change of towels. We rested for 10 days, only on the 8th day the main cleaning lady came to us and for $ 1 gave a normal set: 3 baths and 3 for hands.
There is nothing in the room, no necessary items:
In the bathroom, only the above-mentioned unfortunate towels and some sort of set of dubious quality and tb paper. No glasses for toothbrushes, no napkins, no soap dishes, no bath towels, no bathrobes (and the hotel positions itself as 5 *).
They gave one pair of slippers for two, apparently so that one went in the left and the other in the right.
There are no hangers on the balcony, that is, people do not need to dry things, let them walk in the wet.
It is better not to go to the toilet on the beach, a nightmare! Dirt, stink, no one cleans there, no water or soap in one of the booths.
The bar on the beach is just filthy! The whole floor is covered in watermelon, water and drinks from the bar and nobody cleans it!
Hotel pros
I found a lot of vegetables in the restaurant, a large selection of greens, salads (but sometimes they can be poorly washed, and in salads, when cucumbers are together, tomatoes can be caught with a taste)
We were from 25.07-5.08 the sea is very warm

Another very IMPORTANT moment at the hotel, there is no stardom anywhere outside! In the hotel where we were brought 5 * were drawn only on bracelets and under the number of each room, that is, only inside the hotel for fools who only rest there. Why is that? The fact is that this THRONE NILBAHIR RESORT & SPA "5 *" hotel is not included in the official register of hotels that received star rating in Turkey! Yes, yes, it is necessary to check at the moment. When a hotel gets stars, they admire them, they mold them everywhere, not just inside the hotel.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original