Триллер:"Отдых в клоповнике" Thriller: "Rest in a Bedbug"

When choosing a hotel, there were practically no Russian-speaking reviews, the main reviews on Booking. com were 80% positive from Germans, Turks and even Finns. Now, I hope our VERY bitter experience will help our compatriots not to make a mistake.
So:
1. Transfer: The driver and guide Anekstura drove us for 2 hours in search of this hotel, asking all the passers-by in Side for its address. Well, they do not know his address, and they would not have known further if my husband had not found and shown it to them in the GPS navigator.
2. Arrival-settlement: arrived at 10-00, check-in at 12-00 with an "accelerator" of $ 20

3. Room: everything looks good, but all sorts of little things torment - the bottom upholstery of the bed is very worn and torn off in places (and they will torment throughout the rest until they merge into a common HORRIBLE picture), furniture that has seen a lot in its life... I was touched by the curtain in the bathroom, it is definitely from the time of the Russian-Turkish war, very dilapidated. Little things. . .
4. Meals: a sufficient variety, but a trifle - the dishes are poorly washed, and the plates and cutlery must be sorted out before choosing a clean one. Again a trifle. . .
5. Beach: A small trifle... (sorry for the tautology) go to it about 700 meters (300 m. This is in a straight line).
6. Air conditioning: general and, unfortunately, not working at all.
It was because of the non-working air conditioner that we missed the reason for the main horror, in order to somehow exist in the room, we opened the balcony and enjoyed the fresh breeze. In the morning, the husband and son were slightly bitten (as we thought, mosquitoes that entered from the balcony). Armed with all the mosquito repellents available in the nearest outlets, they continued to courageously ignore all sorts of "little things", but the next morning there were more "bites" on the men's bodies, a strong itch appeared. It never crossed my mind that in the 21st century there could be bed bugs in a 5-star hotel!! ! Unfortunately, this thought came quite late - the last day, when the husband was already very badly bitten. I have never seen such an abomination in my life, like when we pushed back the lining of the bed on which he slept... horror... (do not look at the photo for the faint of heart). He is the oldest satellite of mankind - BED!! ! MANY BED!!!
7. The reaction of the staff to this news: I was simply amazed... the general manager (access to which was obtained after a small "battle" with the front office staff of the hotel) was not even surprised and said in good Russian, "so what, we will spray these bedbugs" , probably he meant, treatment with poisons in the form of an aerosol? , the assistant to the general manager assured that this could not be, they say they had just poisoned bedbugs.

And so, today, on the day of arrival home, I spent 8 hours processing all things and family members (alcohol, dichlorvos in aerosols, hot water (t above 60 gr. ). I hope that everything will work out... pah . . pah . .