хорошая двушка без пляжа good duplex without a beach

seduced by reviews from other sites and a description of the hotel. The description is not true. Sauna and hammam are paid (according to the description, no). There is no own beach !!!! According to accommodation. $10 and you have a large room overlooking the pool (cons: loud screaming after 23). Plus, a good overview of the animation. Cleaning: vacuuming + bed making. Meals in the morning from 7 to 7:30 standard. Without croutons (fried eggs). They show up later. Lunch is an average choice. Semi-finished products. Heart option. Dinner - semi-finished products. Fish every 3-4 days. Arriving not at the start of dinner can be a bummer. The fish swims. Beer "Tuborg". Wine, as in all of Turkey. Cakes by 11:00 and evening. They no longer just bake, but demand baksheesh. Withered tour service (Level. Travel) free hammam and sauna are paid. The beach as such does not belong to the hotel. The third line stands out, but you can lie in the first two. We take the password for Wi-Fi on the beach from the local "fights". It is strictly forbidden on the beach to drink drinks (beer) and eat fish brought from the village. By about 10 am all the free sunbeds are taken. The rest is within 10 euros. Three dogs periodically spoil the landscape and quiet environment. Animation. After the departure of a significant part of the Britons and Germans, the animation was reconfigured from antics, such as “grabbing a man by the ass” at karaoke, contests. The animator knows little Russian. Although there were plenty of "Russian" Germans. African dances, belly dancing, the choice of "Mrs. Hotel" for an amateur. Wifi in the hotel is weak. The hotel guide, calling everyone migrant workers, left an unpleasant impression after our refusal to take excursions from her. The price tag in the hotel is much higher two or three times, compared with David (near the hotel). We rent a car from a hotel guide from $ 70 per day. The hotel itself offered for 35. We took it for three days. We parked next to the hotel with no problems. Another one of the cons. Plums are tasteless. Overripe. Damaged pomegranate. There was no beef. The girls thought. The dishes could have been washed better. The waiters were a bit slow to serve the tables. The animator is more likely to look for talents in karaoke (it seems that the girl from Chelyabinsk came off in full). Thanks. Everyone seems to like it. Another one of the cons. If cakes are baked, then write that for a fee. I left a tip, but there is a tip limit. For example, as a rule, they make up 10% of the total amount of the order. General impressions of Side. The beaches are far away and of poor quality, far from shops with a large assortment of fruits and berries. Shopping is far. I won’t go to hotels like “a la Side” anymore. According to the hotel, a triple, turning into a deuce. Oh, I forgot about the renovation in the room. The corners are torn off (this is after repair), the grout is white on a dark tile. Long wait for hot water. Laminate under the door without a substrate and plays 5 centimeters near the door. And yes, the laminate has come apart. It takes 2 minutes to knock it down, but it really spoils the view. The hotel is more than a checkpoint. Arrived in Turkey rented a car and left the suitcases in the room. Everything.