только в Крыму!!!! only in Crimea

The summer has passed, but the memories remain. I would like to share my experience with those who love the Crimea, do not have enough money for a holiday in Europe and are able not to spoil their mood by meeting the "children of the sun".
So, the place is wonderful, the ecology is just a delight, there is no smoking on the beach! excellent sand was brought in, there is something to play, it is very quiet and there is no transport, expanse for children, homemade food and very, very tasty.
Well, the flip side: there is nowhere to go, it’s boring, the rooms are just a disgrace (the beds are uncomfortable, the linen smells of rotten stuff, they are cleaned very poorly, but the glasses are counted - they suddenly broke? ) Well, if you paid for a child without a place, you really won’t get a bed, or rather a chair with two holes of 10 cm each. The refrigerator cracks like a rocket, so I don’t advise turning it on. Dining room on the 6th floor, no elevator (it's unreal to send a grandmother with a child). The entrance to the sea is stones!

The staff is a separate story, the bosses - relatives, respectively, everyone is trying in their own way, but only one knows how to do it, but then no one listens to him : ) And in fact, everyone seems to be trying to do well, but it turns out as always. Well, if you order dinner in advance, ask if there is a drink and come with your own, remind you that they forgot to turn off the air conditioner in the dining room and pay ten times more than the cost for broken dishes by a child, and don’t forget about tips at all (fortunately, you don’t need a lot)... nu ​ ​ I will not continue it at every step. In principle, you can have fun to relax and gain strength. Good luck!