My terrible vacation

Written: 27 july 2009
Travel time: 15 — 25 july 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 9.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 3.0
ABOUT FOOD: The food is disgusting! Either salted or peppered! And BUCKWHEAT WITH PRUNE is generally a gourmet's dream! Tea tastes like water. So little of this, the second one had to wait for 40 minutes when they bring it! I am a picky eater, but sometimes I had to spend money to have a bite to eat at a nearby cafe. Once we decided to go on an excursion, they said that they would bring dinner to the room. We arrived at 10 pm . . Dinner was on the table and smelled fragrant . . The staff did not guess to put it in the refrigerator . . I had to throw it away.
About REST: In this boarding house, mainly (95%) children with their parents have a rest. Children are behaving AWESOME! At 7 in the morning they start screaming heart-rendingly, despite that, some people are still sleeping like that. So, for example, we were awakened by the heart-rending scream of a girl who was running around the balcony, and her cute dad was filming her on camera. For the next few days it was a boy who lived below us, to whom his parents bought a pipe, and every morning we got up at the "sound of the horn". In general, the balconies located at the corner are just awful. I see what the neighbors are doing, however, like they do me...
ABOUT THE BEACH: To get to the beach, you need to go through a concrete tunnel, the romance is such that you just shit yourself! Half of the light bulbs are knocked out... All the walls are covered with writing . . In general, this must be seen. The beach is provided only for vacationers of the "Blue Wave", but there are twice as many sunbathers there, since having given a guard a paw, everyone and sundry go there.

They promised that the doors of the boarding house are open around the clock, but in reality it looks like this: They go to bed at about 23.00, and if I return at 2 am, I have to ring the bell until they deign to wake up and give me the key.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original