Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
7.0
Service:
9.0
Cleanliness:
8.0
Food:
4.0
Amenities:
8.0
Where to start ...In principle, the Golubaya Volna boarding house, as a hotel for an overnight stay, is not bad enough.
I lived in a superior room, on the 7th floor, room 701. A double room costs 750 hryvnias.
What's good about the room? Well done repair and that's it.
The plumbing in the toilet / bathroom is good: the sink and the toilet are great, only the drain handle in the toilet had to be attached by myself,
apparently they cleaned it, but did not fix it back.
The shower room is the result of the designer's delirium tremens. Small low tub with a thin curtain
from polyethylene, which immediately sticks to the body (damn it, it's dirty) if you wash with warm water (due to the warm air flow).
Therefore, do not forget to stick the oilcloth to the wall. There is no drain in the floor, so after splashing a dozen liters of water
get ready to clean it yourself, well, or wait for the cleaning lady.
There are cockroaches in the room, they climb at night, the black ones are so big.
One was killed, the other was scared to death.
The beds are crafts made of chipboard, poorly put together, as a result, something needs to be placed under the legs of the bed
something not to swing.
The window frame is made of aluminum WITH SHARP EDGES!! ! I cut my big toe open with the balcony door, quite by accident.
Satellite television is only the most honest Russian channels ORT and Vesti and RTR.
Everything else is Ukrainian, and the quality of the television signal leaves much to be desired. At times it showed nothing at all.
And now the most delicious! YES YES YES!! ! Three meals a day!
It's just a nightmare, they didn't even feed me so disgustingly in the army !!!
Here are simple examples:
1. Cutlets consist of 60% bread, 10% unground cartilage, the rest can only be guessed at.
2. All dishes that contained raw carrots could not be eaten, the cow effect was achieved.
Carrots last year, sluggish, not even chewed.
3.
Pancakes - pieces of lumps of flour were killed on the spot, moreover, the pancakes themselves were poorly fried.
4. Their signature dishes are vermicelli, rice, potatoes. But how could such a simple thing be so messed up????
The vermicelli sticks together, the potatoes are obviously spoiled, the rice is a solid lump of an incomprehensible mixture.
5. Tomato juice is the best of rotten tomatoes.
6. They probably don’t wash the dishes at all, when they poured tea into a mug, tatters of morning cocoa got into the mug (fu ... )
7. Portion sizes - just amazing, even if you have everything, the feeling of hunger remains until the next meal, and strong.
The service staff in the boarding house itself is good, helpful, they even offered to write a bad review,
to reach their leadership. But the evening watchman on the beach is a rare boor, condescends to insults. I had to threaten
the fact that everything will be reported to the management, made an audio recording with his boorish phrases. Since then, he's been awfully kind.
On the beach, don’t rely on shade, all shady places are occupied by past races, but you can get a good big one for 10 hryvnias.
umbrella.
Conclusion? As it turned out, literally 250 meters from the boarding house, it was possible to rent a good double room for 370 hryvnias.
With air conditioning, just a great bathroom, a chic courtyard, good furniture, a TV
(cable television, about 40 channels). And for the remaining 750-370 = 380 hryvnias, you could get drunk on the beach to death
very tasty cooked pilaf, shish kebabs, manti and so on and so on several times a day : )
I think now the conclusion is obvious, NO NEVER EVER REST THERE!!! !
I lived in a superior room, on the 7th floor, room 701. A double room costs 750 hryvnias.
What's good about the room? Well done repair and that's it.
The plumbing in the toilet / bathroom is good: the sink and the toilet are great, only the drain handle in the toilet had to be attached by myself,
apparently they cleaned it, but did not fix it back.
The shower room is the result of the designer's delirium tremens. Small low tub with a thin curtain
from polyethylene, which immediately sticks to the body (damn it, it's dirty) if you wash with warm water (due to the warm air flow).
Therefore, do not forget to stick the oilcloth to the wall. There is no drain in the floor, so after splashing a dozen liters of water
get ready to clean it yourself, well, or wait for the cleaning lady.
There are cockroaches in the room, they climb at night, the black ones are so big.
One was killed, the other was scared to death.
The beds are crafts made of chipboard, poorly put together, as a result, something needs to be placed under the legs of the bed
something not to swing.
The window frame is made of aluminum WITH SHARP EDGES!! ! I cut my big toe open with the balcony door, quite by accident.
Satellite television is only the most honest Russian channels ORT and Vesti and RTR.
Everything else is Ukrainian, and the quality of the television signal leaves much to be desired. At times it showed nothing at all.
And now the most delicious! YES YES YES!! ! Three meals a day!
It's just a nightmare, they didn't even feed me so disgustingly in the army !!!
Here are simple examples:
1. Cutlets consist of 60% bread, 10% unground cartilage, the rest can only be guessed at.
2. All dishes that contained raw carrots could not be eaten, the cow effect was achieved.
Carrots last year, sluggish, not even chewed.
3.
Pancakes - pieces of lumps of flour were killed on the spot, moreover, the pancakes themselves were poorly fried.
4. Their signature dishes are vermicelli, rice, potatoes. But how could such a simple thing be so messed up????
The vermicelli sticks together, the potatoes are obviously spoiled, the rice is a solid lump of an incomprehensible mixture.
5. Tomato juice is the best of rotten tomatoes.
6. They probably don’t wash the dishes at all, when they poured tea into a mug, tatters of morning cocoa got into the mug (fu ... )
7. Portion sizes - just amazing, even if you have everything, the feeling of hunger remains until the next meal, and strong.
The service staff in the boarding house itself is good, helpful, they even offered to write a bad review,
to reach their leadership. But the evening watchman on the beach is a rare boor, condescends to insults. I had to threaten
the fact that everything will be reported to the management, made an audio recording with his boorish phrases. Since then, he's been awfully kind.
On the beach, don’t rely on shade, all shady places are occupied by past races, but you can get a good big one for 10 hryvnias.
umbrella.
Conclusion? As it turned out, literally 250 meters from the boarding house, it was possible to rent a good double room for 370 hryvnias.
With air conditioning, just a great bathroom, a chic courtyard, good furniture, a TV
(cable television, about 40 channels). And for the remaining 750-370 = 380 hryvnias, you could get drunk on the beach to death
very tasty cooked pilaf, shish kebabs, manti and so on and so on several times a day : )
I think now the conclusion is obvious, NO NEVER EVER REST THERE!!! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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