There is no housekeeping. The food is disgusting. Wi-Fi lags.

Written: 21 july 2016
Travel time: 1 — 7 september 2015
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 3.0
So, the mini-boarding house "Vika", Alushta, Professor's Corner, the beginning of September 2015. Room "Species 1".
I'll start with the pros, they are an order of magnitude smaller than the cons:
- air conditioning in the room (moreover, working, not without complaints, but in principle working)
- hot water around the clock (although the first 5 seconds it is cold, but it's a lot where it is)
- the Internet is still there (slow, regularly lagging, but there is)

This is where the pluses end and the trash begins... Have you watched the movie "Sportloto 82"? Voooot this is it... A kind of mixture of a birdhouse with a labyrinth of the Minotaur. But this is half the trouble. You will not be required to provide documents upon check-in, they will not give you any payment receipt and, accordingly, no guarantees... But this is also not the most unpleasant thing. The room in question cost me 3600 per night, which is not very little for September. What was this miracle number? Description on the site. . . but not complete. Balcony, overlooking the cypresses and the sea (despite the fact that the building is not even in the second line, but in the third)... and 15 meters away - a nightclub with the corresponding mover in the evenings and nights... and, just "wah ! ", you have a balcony with your neighbors (number "view 2"), not even separated by a screen. It's very "nice. " But this, in fact, is not so bad, although very unpleasant, there is a much more essential detail: a bathroom. is not in the room, but in the "hallway", which is shared with the aforementioned neighbors in the room. And the door to the outside (directly to the street) is always wide open. Are you going to take a shower after the sea? soapy", even toilet paper... Eternal humidity and... a window a meter across with poorly closing blinds. A trash can and garbage bags carefully placed on the bathroom shelf. We thought that the cleaning lady had forgotten them, but no... for all the seven days that we were there, they never cleaned our place, no wet cleaning, no washing of plumbing, no shift towels, no change of linen. The aforementioned urn was also emptied by no one. From the description of the room it followed that the room has: a safe and a hair dryer. Neither one nor the other. Not even the minimum set of dishes, which is even in motels.
Separate conversation about breakfast. Buffet? No, they didn’t hear... Not even a canteen, not even a roadside catering, but a full-fledged cafe "Zrichedali" with partial self-service. Plus, heartburn from oiled pasta with fried sausage is completely free.
Transfer: from the airport 1500, to the airport the same amount. And the most expensive city taxi is 1300 for an eight-seater minibus.
Did you like all of the above? Well then, welcome.
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