"We rested as best we could"

Written: 19 july 2017
Travel time: 23 june — 14 july 2017
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
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About the transfer.
I have no idea how the bus picks up from the airport. My flight was heavily delayed. A taxi from Simferopol to Coral costs 1.500 per car.
If anything - call the administration of the sanatorium - they will help.
Taxi from Coral to the center of Evpatoria or Kolkhozny market - 150 rubles. Take the number of a normal taxi at the reception.
Sanatorium Coral.
If possible - refrain from staying here. But if it so happened that you got a budget ticket here, then catch life hacks on how to survive three weeks in Coral.
About numbers.
Poor, but nothing like that. On average, the rooms are standard. But there are rooms with a normal size bathroom and even a bidet, and there are rooms - homeless people. For example, do not settle on the ground floor next to the massage room.
Air conditioning and TVs are available in all rooms. They just didn't work everywhere.
Many of the rooms smelled of sewage. saves a damp cloth on the drain.

About the design of the sanatorium - “they tried, but it turned out bad”))
About the elevator - it is. Sometimes it breaks.
The “up - down” buttons on the floor are mixed up. Keep this in mind when calling the elevator. And one more thing - do not forget to “hold down” the black button in the elevator cabin, if you don’t want to get hit by the elevator doors on your shoulders.
Drinking water is always available in the cooler on the ground floor. The guards have a kettle and an iron.
Also, there are always plastic cups near the cooler.
About procedures. I didn't go through them myself. But the opinions of others are polar - from “complete nonsense” to “very cool help”.
Those who were satisfied, all the same, there were more.
Oh yeah - try not to get sick there too much. To not call an ambulance to you. She drives for six hours.
About the staff.
All are wonderful, sympathetic lovely people! ! Even the strictest guard "Grandfather" turned out to be a warm-hearted person.
The only pity is that the cleaning was carried out somehow, broken condos were not repaired))
There is a laundry service. One download costs 50 rubles.
Everything is dried, folded and brought to the room. Only now my white things turned blue))
About food. Portions are big. But there is clearly a “product serial killer” working in the kitchen. In the worst possible way. )
So the food was - just sometimes edible.
As a fruit snack, we were given bananas for the first week.
Then the apples of the crop before last))
Three times there were cherries and once nectarines.
And somehow they gave me a sandwich with red caviar instead of the usual sandwich with butter and cheese in the morning. They laughed at the whole sanatorium - 11 eggs for each piece of bread))
In short, not a gastro tour)))
About WiFi.
There is on the first floor. Sometimes even finishes up to the third.
Good wifi on the terrace.
Ask the girls at the bar for the password.
And also - a chic Wi-Fi from the Dolphin sanatorium. Password 15200220.

About the pool. It saves a lot in the heat, when too lazy to crawl on the sea)) by the way, intelligence reported that there are umbrellas for sunbeds in the resort. But they didn’t give them to us)) ask - maybe you are lucky))
About the sea.
There are 874 steps to it.
First, along a dusty road, but in the shade of acacias, past a dull long-term construction. Then again along the dusty path, but past the salt lake with therapeutic mud.
Coral does not have its own beach.
The general beach on the sea is dirty.
If you go to the left, they clean it and you can take sunbeds. And there are nice cafes.
But if you are a man with charming eyes and a white-toothed smile, then you can definitely agree on Dolphin Beach to take their sunbeds))
To the right, behind the camp beach, there are cafes. There delicious beer and divine chebureks!
About shops.
Ask how to get to the Olympia cottage village. It's a 10 minute walk from Coral. There is a convenience store there. And it has EVERYTHING!
Well, that's all. And the prices are quite adequate, given their monopoly location.
About cinema, wine and dominoes.
Well, there are no board games in the resort. Cinema too. And they went for wine themselves))
There is a bar on the territory of Coral.
Coffee and beer are the most ordered items)
The store in Olympia has a normal selection of alcohol for all tastes. . And yes - they open bottles of wine. A corkscrew, then no one usually carries with them))) the service is called “and open a bottle of wine for us, please”! ))
There is also a house nearby where Jeanne lives. You can take homemade wine, chacha and vodka from her. Wine and vodka are great. But be careful with chacha - the fighters went out of order)) tasty, but strong))
Even in Fresh in Evpatoria, you can buy quite tasty wine for a special offer.
If you have already formed a cheerful company, then you can try to negotiate with the administration so that they allow you to make barbecue. The closed cafe has a giant barbecue, coals, grills and skewers.
Do not go to the cafe at the Lighthouse.
There is no better cafe nearby than Terrace, which is not in Olympus!
Just don’t take lyulya)) this is the only thing that they don’t know how to cook))
The BBQ and pizza are amazing!!

In the city - Mario's pizzeria is a must-see! ! Everything is delicious!!
And barbecue on the embankment - in the cafe "Eat at Home".
About cultural leisure. Three times a week a wonderful family comes and arranges a disco. First, for the children, movement. And then for adults.
Since everyone has different musical tastes - negotiate)))
You can take excursions - a girl comes to the sanatorium, from whom you can order them. I went to Bakhchisaray, I liked it very much.
I recommend going to the water park in the Banana Republic. It's cool there!
About uncultured leisure - do not drink a lot)) but if anything - there are glasses for wine near the cooler, I just remind you))
Take a speaker with you, a laptop. Otherwise it will be boring. We had a disco at any time at our request))
Three weeks in Coral can only be lived if there is a chic company)))
So get to know everyone at once yourself, and don’t wait “until they call you”, otherwise you risk missing out on all the fun.
Would I come to Coral to rest again? Never!!
Would I like to live those crazy three weeks all over again? Oh yeeees)))
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