Disgusting, the sea is dirty, soviet hulls, linen is not changed, terrible food

Written: 20 june 2016
Travel time: 1 — 19 september 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
The sanatorium was chosen on a social ticket (how the tour operator has come to this is a separate question). There were three of us (mom, dad and son), instead of an extra seat for dad, they pointed to a folding chair (back pain is still felt), although they paid a full ticket for him. Water on schedule, two-room suite, pasted over with brown wallpaper in an inconspicuous flower. In the large room, for some reason, there is a blind window that does not open, Soviet wallpaper, linen was given out twice all the time, the mattresses are dirty, the furniture is falling apart.
Separately, about food - they promised a buffet, in fact - the horrors of Soviet childhood in the form of stewed liver, barley groats, fish cakes, etc. The son could not eat. The infrastructure is not developed. To eat, there is either a restaurant with prices like in Moscow and service like in a Soviet barracks, or Evpatoria, which takes at least an hour to get to in a minibus studded with brutalized old women. We spent more than 100.000 rubles on this "vacation" on a "free ticket". When we left, we saw a woman who vomited right on the threshold of the dining room. Enteritis in a child was cured only at home - in the sanatorium everything is literally teeming with bacteria, the sea is incredibly dirty, no one cleans the algae, or rather, when they are thrown ashore, the pensioners who work there push them back into the sea. A disgusting mass of kelp rots and stinks in the water, mixed with huge jellyfish and dead fish.
At the entrance is a poster that says that you can not offend marine animals (jellyfish). Apparently, the staff is very proud not only of their casemates and a trough with pearl barley and liver, but also of these huge purple pieces of jelly that cause chemical burns.

Treatment? It just wasn't there. We issued a spa card for ourselves, having spent a lot of time on this, but the local "doctors" offered to "pay for the examination. " They spat and left.
Animation for a child: when they saw that the child was "problematic", cheerful boys and girls simply refused to work with him.
Conclusion: no matter how patriotic you are, never rest in a post-Soviet sanatorium.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original