"супер-отдых!!! " "super vacation!!! "

Review of the sanatorium "Primorye", Evpatoria, August 2011.
When choosing a sanatorium, they were guided by proximity to the sea and more or less comfortable living conditions. We read reviews about this resort, but did not believe it. But in vain! We got to the resort from the station by taxi and without problems. For some reason, the main entrance was closed, and access to the territory of the sanatorium was possible only through a side gate. Very quickly took shape and we, very kindly, were invited to have breakfast, although the breakfast time is long over. This is where our happy experience ended.
The room we were given was overlooking the courtyard. But as it turned out, it was for the best (shady side and quiet). The door handle on the loggia did not work, but was closed with a hook. The room is small but everything you need is there. And here is the plumbing in the bathroom from the times of King Peas. Everything is old, cracked and not washed. There is no curtain in the bathroom and it is not clear how to take a shower using a watering can that is not attached to the bracket, although there is a bracket. The maid is "cleaned" every day, but there are no signs of cleaning. To our remark to her about poor cleaning, we were told that she was aged, her eyesight was poor, the equipment was old and they were not given good cleaning products.

Now about the dining room. Everything is like in a normal Soviet canteen - oilcloths are on the tables, half a napkin for each, glasses in cup holders. When asked why broken glasses were put on the table, the answer was that it was not a broken glass, but a marriage - such a batch was purchased with a chip. The dining room is always dark. The hall is large and the light from the windows is not enough. The food is disgusting. Kettle with warm, liquid tea for 5-6 tables. Pre-order dishes to choose from - from 2 items. If buckwheat is a side dish, this is a holiday. Mainly barley, barley, wheat, etc. for garnish. cereals - to cereals or a cutlet (from bread) or three pieces of meat the size of a marigold. Portions are so small that after breakfast, an 8-year-old girl sitting at our table immediately asked her grandmother to buy her a bun in the store. And this is a child, and what to say about adults.
The best thing about it is the SEA. The beach is large and is located a 5-minute walk from the resort, equipped with awnings and wooden trestle beds, there are drinking fountains and changing rooms. There is one thing - “smart” people occupy trestle beds under a canopy from the morning at 6.00, or even from the night, leaving their things, and then they leave for half a day for procedures and no one can take these places until they return at 12.00 13.00 . But other people on the beach until 12 o’clock and by the time the trestle beds have arrived, they are already leaving the beach. But this is already our disregard for each other.
The territory of the sanatorium is large, but only the main alley and the part that goes to the sea are well-groomed. A few benches at the main entrance to the sanatorium and that's it. There is nowhere to sit in the evening, and if a visitor has problems with sore legs to be treated, then he can only sit in the room and watch TV. Well, why not arrange a sufficient number of benches throughout the territory. Not everyone can spend their leisure time outside the sanatorium. There is a club, but they use it only for briefing behavior for newly arrived vacationers. Leisure is not organized in any way - neither watching movies, nor concerts, etc. The summer dance floor with a stage is not used and is overgrown with grass.
The sea is next to the sanatorium, a room with more or less living conditions and silence. If that's all you need, then go ahead and sing along. In general, I do not advise anyone to visit this resort, because. for your considerable money for a ticket, apart from negative impressions and hassle, you will not get anything else.