Canteen will ruin this hotel

Written: 16 july 2013
Travel time: 6 — 13 july 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 4.0
Shkirya is not in complete control of his canteen. Apparently, the staff rubs the wagons as soon as he turns away. One day you can watch a buffet, comparable to a solid 2-3 Turkish stars, having come for lunch or dinner. In the morning you will eat such slop that you will simply curse the day when you went to this hotel (it will even be more profitable to go eat somewhere else). And this can last for several days if Shkirya is away. Then he arrives, for two days everything is fine again, and even with him he manages to get rotten to the level of rotten slops. You can’t touch the chicken at all, I have never seen it fresh, all the time it is seasoned with some kind of spices so that it is not so noticeable. In the season, the owner needs to hire a team of young auditors, not necessarily local (Kiev), to settle them outside the hotel so that they don’t “sing” with anyone and only with their help to observe, observe and once again observe everything that is happening in the dining room: from cooks with waiters and stackers, to loaders. "And at the entrance and exit from the dining room, the same non-local security, checking the bags of all the staff at the exit. And fine, fine and once again expel those thieves that work there. But in order for them not to start stealing themselves, they need a high salary, probably from 10-15 pieces and more, clean. The Turks have it much easier with this, Allah forbids them to steal. Our creatures need to be controlled at gunpoint.
The result of our vacation this year is a poisoned 3-year-old child, a poisoned father, mother and me. Well, at least not all at the same time. "Marat" spared only one and a half year old daughter, who was fed only with cereals from this terrible establishment.
The second horror of this "hotel" is the animation team, whose number this year has increased one and a half times. Guys, take the gramophones from these despots, they don't need them. With those 10 enthusiasts jumping in the pool from 14:00 to 17:00, they can easily communicate without any special equipment. Think of those who struggle to sleep after dinner. It's torture to wake up every 10 minutes from their chatter, because there are no double-glazed windows in the rooms. On the 9th floor - you are like by the pool. Let the music play loudly until 22:00, they will be patient and fall asleep, but during the day it is torture.

+ if you don’t get up at 6 am and hurry to the beach almost along a sheer wall and don’t take sunbeds for yourself, after 8 am you will be sunbathing standing up. In this case, the cable car that is not working at this time only plays into your hands, cutting off the lazier vacationers. + immediately upstairs for breakfast, along this very wall, on foot)) Good gymnastics + helps to expel toxins from the blood, obtained in the dining room.
Conclusion: horror, I vowed to come back here ever. The food was much better last year. This year - full PI. We have never been so poisoned in the Crimea and did not come home with a temperature of 38-39. Here, after 3 days, they barely moved away. In general, I don’t understand Russians who go on vacation to Ukraine.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original