Администрация - делайте выводы!! Administration - draw conclusions !!

This is a small guest house in the middle of the Portenite slums with a Very small area, which does not have any high-growing vegetation! At the entrance, you will be met by rude security and “ask” to get out of the territory to the city parking altogether – 20 UAH per day! And the administrator will hint that his environment is more important for the director, and not the suckers who arrived as mere mortals, and will leave only those who are cooler on the territory of the car, so there is no choice - to the parking lot. Then they will show you from the window the beach at a distance of a kilometer, and not through the park, as they say, but along the city streets and not along the sidewalk, but on the highway, along which public transport travels. And they will reassure you - "we carry a minibus. " Capacity 8 people - two flights at 9 and 10. To transport everyone in the bus, 20-25 people will be packed. And if suddenly you are late for 5 minutes, the driver will line you up and say that you are knocking him off the schedule! And he has more important things to do than vacationers who paid big money. . Therefore, everyone walks, admiring the city blocks with an unobtrusive sewer smell, and breathe exhaust fumes along the road with a 45-degree slope. By the way, there is also a smell in the Hotel, this is the Crimea, and from above, the city slums. They will forget to give you cards for the beach and will not explain where to look for the sunbeds “attached” to the room, but in fact this is a real public city beach, where at best you will be offered wooden sunbeds without any benefits and a hint of service, Majestic privileges and cost numbers. They pick you up from the beach at lunchtime at 13 and 14, and after lunch you want the sea: again stomp on foot along a steep road. You will enter a "chic" two-room suite, in which one of the rooms is occupied by a double bed. To lie down on it, you need to crawl on all fours to the pillow, or a more interesting option: take the entire minibar on your chest, stand at the foot of the bed and fall when all the alcohol hits your head !! ! Minibar is free but refilled every six days. Then you will be pleasantly pleased with the presence of dust in the room, which has not been wiped off since last season, and why, like, strain, people have come - where should they go, and next year new suckers will arrive! When you lather in the shower, the lights will suddenly turn off, well, we hit it! They can also do prophylaxis in the pool for the whole day, usually this is done at night. Air conditioners suddenly turn off during the day, they are constantly repairing something. And after all this, you will have to teach the bartender to make "Green Mexicans" and... relax. Although the concepts of Rest, Service and Majestic are not compatible! Full extreme! They positioned themselves incorrectly, and most importantly they present to everyone how cool everything is !! ! There are, of course, pluses: a pool near the room, restaurant meals that no one needs, a one-time sauna and massage for free, and of course a view of Ayu-Dag, but I advise you to take a closer look at your arrival at this Hotel! As we arrived for reconnaissance, for a couple of days and we go further to a proven place !! ! It is a pity for those who do not read the comments... Administration - draw conclusions !! !