Худшее в Крыму Worst in Crimea

If you do not want to be in full scoop, in no case do not choose this hotel!
We must pay tribute that the hotel building itself is quite good. Nice new rooms, normal equipment. But that's all! From the word at all! The fee does not even include housekeeping. You just won't clean up. Well, you didn’t come here for clean rooms, did you?
The attitude of the owners and staff is just disgusting! Customer focus? no, never heard of that! At the reception, you will be constantly met by the son of the owners, lounging in an armchair or on the sofa, casually throwing off his slippers so that they have to be bypassed. But don't worry, he's at home here. There will simply be no side parapet on the balcony (welcome to rest with children! . . ), instead of a parapet, a clothes dryer tied with something. You may well be made a remark on the topic “why is your child not smiling at us? ”. Who told you that you should?

Restaurant (easier to say a cafe) - the kitchen is not bad, you can eat. But Caesar salad will be brought to you with Russian cheese (ha-ha three times))), and the waiters will in every possible way pretend that you owe them now for the coffin of life. Do not try to negotiate a barbecue for self-cooking! You will be easily reprimanded in the middle of the evening that you have not removed it (but nothing that the clients have not left yet and are not even going to?! ).
By the way, about paying for the room. Do not wait for any document confirming this payment! When you try to pay with a card, you will be offered to transfer money to the owner’s card (hello tax office! ). When paying in cash, no one will give checks either.
As a result, I would like to say one thing - until the relevant authorities in Crimea put things in order among such "hotels", all this will be a disgrace! For the money that is asked for such a "vacation", it is easier to relax in Europe.