Наше выживание в Азовском Our survival in Azov

Hello!! ! Decided to leave my review about this guesthouse! ! I read and I come to Horror!! ! As far as all the reviews are positive and similar to each other !!! ! I rested with a child from August 17 to September 7, my brother's family also rested from August 17 to August 31 !! ! We took our own transfer, it cost us 2000 rubles for our money, Azovsky has 3500 thousand, there is a difference !! ! 2 rooms were booked: Cabins with a veranda! ! Settled in and life began! I'll tell you first about the rooms: they are designed for two people maximum! My brother (there were three of them) had nowhere to go, the distance of the bed from the bed, the leg did not fit !! ! Soviet era TV, no wardrobe (three shelves, of which the 1st shelf is a small refrigerator for 2 bottles of water, the 2nd shelf is a battery-powered safe!!!! , and the 3rd shelf is a blanket!! ), bathroom- No comment - I'll post pictures! The most important thing is that there is NO VERANDA!! ! On the "veranda" there is 1 chair and a homemade table nailed outside the door ! ! It's about numbers! About service!! ! Bed linen is changed every 7 days, as are towels! ! and if they get dirty in two days, that is, there is a laundry where you can wash their towels yourself, they clean them every other day, Sunday is a day off!! ! Now about the food, in general, it’s not so bad, it reminded me of a children’s camp. Example: potatoes for dinner. Mashed potatoes, tilapia fish, lightly salted cucumbers and fermented baked milk, this happened more than once!! ! Please note Buffet and its elements No, there is a free distribution of 1 pancake for 1 person!! ! The cafe is just the name, a portion of shish kebab is 3 pieces of small ones, it costs 50 gr, and the main thing is not the price, but the quantity and quality, there is no choice of dishes in the cafe, there is nothing but pasties!! ! There are pools, in a children's room with slides, the water temperature is 23 degrees, I measured it myself, lidyannaya, in an adult with one large slide, 26 degrees. There is a tennis court on the territory - 50 gr. 1 hour, children's fakes - make soap -80 gr, once decorate a ceramic figurine -80 gr. etc. There is a store, milk in the Agusha 0.2 store costs 10 gr. About mosquitoes!!! ! Those aren't mosquitoes, they're mosquitoes! ! When we bought a ticket, no one warned us that outside the territory of the boarding house there is a Swamp! ! Hence the masks! ! Grass them do not poison in a couple of days they devour everyone, the amount is insane ! ! Walk to the sea about 10 minutes on foot, just to the left there will be a swamp! ! The beach is shell-sandy, not bad, in the two weeks that I stayed (I left ahead of schedule) there were only 2 days of calm, and the rest of the time there was a storm ! ! The locals said that there is no storm until the beginning of June! ! The beach has a trampoline for children and a cafe. I liked the live music and that there is a spa on site. prices in the spa salon are not cheap, they are designed for Muscovites mainly. Example: pedicure and manicure with Shilak coating - 600 gr, general massage - 200 gr. , children's back massage-120 gr. Masseurs are great! !