holidays in Borzhava

Written: 11 july 2010
Travel time: 4 — 25 june 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Good afternoon! We stayed in June of this year. For two weeks they came to their senses at home after such a rest, and decided to write. I absolutely support Anastasia from Kyiv. The advertising campaign of the sanatorium is absolutely a blatant lie. One thing was written, and as a result - zero or a miserable semblance of the declared one: "library" is a collection of works by Marinina and Dontsova; "gym" - Swedish wall and Evminov's board, 8 doctors of various profiles - in fact, not one. The chief doctor knows nothing. With what it did not fit, in response: "I am not a gynecologist, I am not a traumatologist, etc. " They also had the audacity to send me by minibus to the district center to the hospital for my own money, although the advertisement indicated "a chic medical base. " No tests, no ultrasound! Treatment is prescribed by eye with my words. The water is imported; "Treatment with wine" - 30 drops once a week. Swimming pool with water up to the ass. "A cafe where you can taste Transcarpathian cuisine" - again a lie, except for shish kebabs, there is nothing, and the prices are like in a good cafe in Kyiv. There is also such a feature, if you paid money for the entire vacation, you do not have the right to pick it up under any circumstances, even in the worst for you: you didn’t like it, got sick, hospitalization, or even worse, an accident, we all walk under God. In short, the office is reinsured as best it can, and you and I are overboard. Well, excursions, in general impudence! I have never seen such a thing. Prices are high even though everything is nearby. We went to Synevyr from Skhodnitsa, Lviv region, for 100 gr. These are 5 passes and 250 km one way. We stopped at various viewing platforms. The guide did not close his mouth for a minute. Here they demanded 120 UAH, although it was 100 km away. We went to Solotvino. They packed the bus to capacity. Our wonderful guide Olya sat in the back seat, and so until the end of the trip and sat in silence. And the "God" of the sanatorium-barbecue roaster Misha, the thunderstorm of all girls and aunts of song age, went with us. We were unloaded there. We shopped and ate at a local cafe. They pushed us back and took us. And then the fun began. More than half got drunk like pigs led by "God" and this began on the move of the car! Drunken roar of songs, drinking up undrunk vodka, Misha, raising his T-shirt over his head, and silent Olenka, who quietly watched everything. . . In general, we did not understand what Solotvyno was, it’s good that we ourselves knew a little. You can tell a lot, it is strange that the management does not react in any way. There are many good things to say, too. The staff is very good and decent, except for the reception, which on the day of arrival does not have a soul in you, and on the day of departure it already looks like waste material. In terms of procedures, great! The kitchen is wonderful, the rooms are without pretensions. Conclusion: you can go for a week, if you do nothing, just relax physically. But if you want to eat spiritually, communicate with nature, enjoy the silence and not meet with Ukrainian rednecks, then you are not here. For outwardly it is quite a place of the European level, but from the inside. . .
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