Rest? Treatment?

Written: 2 october 2008
Travel time: 3 — 10 september 2008
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 2.0
I guess I'm still lucky. Indeed, in September it is still relatively warm, and it was not necessary to sit for days in the so-called. "number". It was possible to march along the parade ground 2x2 in front of the main entrance to the sanatorium building. It was possible to walk through the forest to the neighboring sanatorium "Karpaty", and then take your soul away - walk along the alleys, go around the old castle 15 times... And there was nothing more to do in this hole !! ! But walks for 21 days, you know where? . . Moreover, you can only walk during the day, because you need to save electricity! 1.5 light bulbs in a huge hall, 1 more in the pump room (it's easy to miss a cup if you want water in the evening! ), And in the yard and closer to the forest, the lights don't turn on at all - you don't care to roam!
A separate theme - evenings. It was possible to walk in the evening only in the restaurant (fortunately, there is a decent institution in this almshouse! ) Not a single concert, discos; cinema as an art form does not exist at all, the theater was promised for 3 weeks, but we never got it, the library for 20 thousand books (see the official website) is closed due to the retirement of the only person who knows how to give out books. But a couple of times a week - dancing. Oh what an event! 100-150 yearning for entertainment vacationers, including children 4-14 years old, crowded into a small room of a local restaurant, half immediately began to smoke, the other half tried to dance in orderly lines to live music with a limited repertoire and unlimited decibels. In half an hour it was possible to take out the bodies.
Treatment is another special topic. The procedures are mainly paid, and the prices for 1 session are from 10 to 70 UAH. If we take into account that the course is 7-10 procedures, then we get one more voucher (at a cost! ) It is difficult to understand what is included in the price of the voucher. Free baths, aromatherapy and physical therapy, i. e. something you can get from the comfort of your own home. And paying speleotherapy (salt cave), for example, includes psychorelaxation, i. e. complete relaxation with soft music. It is tempting, but not if 15 people with children are launched at a time, and even plasterboard constructions are installed in the next room, and the sound of the grinder drowns out both the music and the screams of children at once.

About rooms - see previous reviews, nothing has changed. Nutrition, although dietary, it is not clear who is put on what diet. Diabetics are given sweet tea, or rather, brown slurry with that name, ulcers are given fresh cabbage salads and pea soup... If someone has ever been to sanatoriums where you can choose your menu for tomorrow - remember this as a sweet dream . For example, I ate mashed potatoes with cutlets for 3 weeks. The rest I either did not climb, or did not get. Washing dishes is not a master's business, so they practically do not wash it there. I went with my spoons and forks after I picked up some sores on my face and a sore throat to boot. Oh, how they treat angina! My temperature was under 39, they gave me 1 tablet of paracetamol, and they gave me 1 tablet of streptocide to treat my throat, and this with the words: "if it doesn't help, come back again"!!!!!! ! In the local pharmacy stall (which, by the way, does not work on weekends, so I lay dead for 2 days), out of the 4 items of medicines I requested, only 1 turned out to be, the rest was knocked down by my acquaintances. Therefore, if, contrary to common sense, you dare to go to this pearl, I advise you to take with you a case of medicines for colds, diarrhea, constipation, headaches and everything that can happen to you in such terrible conditions of this medical institution.
By the way, you need to take not only pills with you, but also a basin for washing, a clothesline (in this sanatorium they still don’t know what drying is), nails to pull it on the balcony, toilet paper (of course, you can buy it for grandmothers selling on the floor in the hall, but what about those who are used to good ones? ) They also needed a boiler and a container for it (electric kettles, they said, are in some rooms, but me and everyone I asked were out of luck ), as well as a bunch of household trifles, for which it’s time to organize a shopping tour to the nearest Mukachevo. True, there is a shop with such trifles in the neighboring Karpaty, but this is for those who are not picky. And thanks for that!
Last year I had a rest in "Sunny Transcarpathia", I liked it very much. And it pulled me now to covet this 20% ticket to the pearl! It’s better to collect money for Solnechnoye, and get a lot of pleasure from rest, trips and treatment there!
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