Отель прекрасен снаружи, но жить-то внутри The hotel is beautiful from the outside, but to live something inside

If the room cost hryvnia 600-700 - no food.
But the quadruple room is excellent (with plasma, refrigerator, air conditioning, excellent bathroom, table and chairs under the room, good furniture) by the sea, three minutes from the beach in Berdyansk, we rented 800 UAH per season. And here in the “season” (I don’t consider summer a season for Transcarpathia - it’s very uncomfortable when it’s cool, but the heat without water bodies is generally nonsense - the rivers are small, you can’t swim in the lakes, thermal springs are not relevant in the heat - 1150 for three. Breakfast is included. I would say shit. . . breakfast. Tried them all - all skimpy and poorly cooked. The most normal - two eggs, two micro sausages, two thin slices of cheese, a teaspoon of butter, two pieces of toast, a glass of tea - red price such an under-breakfast is 50 UAH (at home it would cost you 12 UAH)
The room is equally badly renovated and only renovated and not. Double rooms are more often renovated - there is a difference - in these rooms the shower stall does not flow, the chandelier in the room is not made of paper and the color of the wallpaper is not brick, but yellow.

There are no smoking areas and prohibition signs are EVERYWHERE. And according to the law, there should be places.
If you get a room in the yard - get ready for the stink from 6 am to 10 pm of burning oil, the screams of workers, the roar of unloaded firewood and their cutting. In the evening, you will be pleased with the screams of the neighboring room on the balcony - in general, I would not open the balcony all day if there was air conditioning, but it is NOT
The pools are terrible - framed, as people put in summer cottages - on the street and the usual one inside with a sauna. Both of them are small and work until 17, then they put something in them and clean it. All day you are on excursions, otherwise you can die of boredom without a telly and the Internet - you come and you can no longer go to the pool.
The room does not have an air conditioner, a refrigerator, a telly of amazing size and antiquity - you can’t insert a USB flash drive, there’s nothing to watch. They won’t let you thump - they immediately run in a raised tone to shut your mouth and threaten you with the police. What then to do? And given that the owners write in their comments that everything is cool and not expensive, and if at the hotel I was simply not satisfied with the room and service, and outside the territory it’s just HORRIBLE - everyone is either cross-handed, or boors, or they don’t know how to do anything or trying to fool you at every step, it was my first and last time in Transcarpathia.