Готель повне дно та треш The hotel is full of bottom and trash

If you want to spoil your vacation or vacation, throw money away, then you can come to Rendezvous, but be prepared for such trash. On the territory of the hotel you will smell sewage (near the parking lot) and during the ascent and descent to the dining room "restaurant", you can also enjoy the smell of the pool, which is already green water and has the appearance of a swamp. season and cover something with this container called a pool so that there is no swamp and no smell). Also take a flashlight in the evening to climb the mountain in the cafeteria, you need to be surprised at your feet, because there is complete darkness and stairs, where there is no light and you go very carefully so as not to fall. I realized that now it is very expensive to put a couple of light bulbs on the lights, so that's how I have to go in the dark.
In the shared kitchen, you will probably wonder why there is no elemental soap, whether liquid or ordinary, whether you just have to wash your hands with Fairy and wipe with a dirty towel. Then you will probably be surprised by the 0.5 liter crippled electric kettle, where you can make tea (if you usually bring your own) for a maximum of 2 cups. After all, probably nowadays normal electric kettles are very expensive for at least 1-2 liters of capacity, because even in the most economical hostels in Lviv there are normal electric kettles. Of course, you can enjoy the interior, the skins on the walls, the alleged design and style of the kitchen, home decoration and even billiards (which is quite crippled, holes in the walls from the cane, because to return to the table and play is unrealistic just not enough space, where this miracle (billiards) stands.


The sauna is also designed for 2 people, no more. But these are all trifles, the most important BOTTOM and TRASH is "NUTRITION".
If breakfasts and dinners.
We could never have imagined that for UAH 800 a day we would be fed such a burdock. For breakfast you will be served 2 scrambled eggs, 2 slices as thin as a sheet of paper Russian cheese and boiled sausage, 2 pieces of loaf with oil and 2 cucumber rings. The drinks will offer excellent coffee, tasteless cocoa in water (mixed 10 grams of milk with 100 grams of water) or trash green tea, where some garbage floats and it looks like a light yellow liquid, because it can not be called green tea. You can also choose a pancake with cheese, in which fried pancakes and the taste of the sole with no low-fat cheese and 2 highlights. There may be 4 more pancakes fried so that the butter is even bitter, they will also give another alleged croissant, which is also overcooked and as if taken out of the ass.
During the whole hour of your stay for breakfast you will always have eggs - boiled, fried with a set of grits or overcooked pancakes.
And for dinner you will be given 1 pilaf for 3 pieces of chicken, and then will alternate dough, or dumplings with potatoes or cheese, or the most interesting dinner is pasta with fried eggs + beet salad. We never thought that for 800 UAH we would eat like this in a restaurant, where even for an hour we could not cook some mushroom soup or broth for dinner, even the most primitive soup, I'm silent about a normal main course, meat, fish, cutlets do not even smell. One dough and a salad of cabbage or beets. In general, it would be disgusting for a normal person to eat these breakfasts and parties, because it is disrespectful to guests to feed such a burdock for such money.
You can order by check, but judging by the inadequate prices and the same quality of food as breakfast and dinner, there is no desire to order something there separately. For example, a pork chop as a sole and look absolutely wonderful.

I don't know at all what it takes to be a GUTTER to make breakfasts and dinners like that, just for the sake of ticking and PR that is supposed to be food. I think this money is just bullying. The cost of these breakfasts and dinners is 10 hryvnias or less. The first dishes will be only for you by check.

Draw your own conclusions, but it's really wild TRASH and TREASURE! ! ! ! !