A short story about visiting "Kermanych"

Written: 18 august 2010
Travel time: 15 — 25 july 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 7.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 5.0
We ended up in this place quite by accident. We drove past and decided to have a bite to eat and stayed for 10 days.
Location.
There is nothing to catch there without a car. The complex is located on the edge of the village. It takes a very long time to get to any place on foot. something sacred.
Territory.
About 10 two-story houses and a lot of fenced land on which there are wild boars and deer in pens, rabbits, pigs and all sorts of evil spirits)). In the center is a playground. Personally, it killed me completely. children's games. With such a huge territory, it would be possible to place it elsewhere.
Rooms.

Exotic specific. Mini-bar with vodka and mineral water. Clean, towels are changed on time. There is no sound insulation at all. When the upstairs neighbors get up, you wake up with them. The ceiling creak will haunt me for a very long time. unpleasant. Of the first necessities, there was not enough lamp or sconce near the bed. in addition to food and sleep, sometimes I wanted to read.
Kolyba.
Here I want to stop separately. In order - I ordered one thing, they brought another, it’s normal. They forgot to bring something, it’s also normal. Warm vodka and juices (IN THE RESTAURANT! ) Always good too. comments. We were also surprised by soups or oversalted or undercooked and some salads. The main culinary delight of the cooks was pork kebab. Hard, over-smoked meat without spices on fire in pieces of different sizes can hardly be called shish kebab))
But the height of perfection is calculation. The prices on the menu and bill were very rarely the same. For 10 days, the waiters stubbornly proved to me that they had nothing to do with it, they scored prices on the computer, but did not change the menu. This is probably the policy of the restaurant.
It should be noted that there were very few visitors.
Tips that left constantly the picture did not change
In short, theater of the absurd.
For the sake of decency, I want to mention the only normal waiter Ivan, the bartender Andrey, excellent coffee, pork chop with french fries and normal portions. Unfortunately, I didn’t remember anything else.
Findings.
Theft was not noticed. It's nice.
If you want a quiet holiday, do not settle near the playground or wait for winter when there will be HUGE snowdrifts and -40. It is advisable to choose the second floor so that no one gets on the ceiling. own transport.
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