Волшебные каникулы Magic holidays

We rested in September, pluses - the view from the window is wonderful, beautiful but not neat wood trim, (after their closet all the clothes are in clues) minuses - far from the store, the house was built obscenely, it used to wake up at 8-30 from the fact that repairs are being carried out of the same cottage, cold water disappeared every day, sometimes hot, for an hour or even more, sometimes it wasn’t there all night, in connection with this, either I went with a shampoo soaped head, or shit floated in the toilet because there was nothing to drain it was (the owners do not warn about problems with water), the shower head terribly siphoned (the problem that was not fixed on the day of arrival was reported to the owner), the shower curtain (for 10 UAH) did not change for a very long time (the bottom was yellow) , and long black hair hung from her (my hair is blond), in short, horror. In the kitchen there is a stove with two burners for 5 rooms, one unfortunate tiny frying pan, a mini-fridge, which is designed for a maximum of three families, for glasses, spoons and forks per company of soldiers! Of all the rooms, only one had a TV, but the site states that TVs are in all rooms. Wi-fi was, but intermittent. For six days the rooms were never cleaned, they took a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed it themselves, they cleaned it once in the cottage itself, but it was only considered so. Cooking in their "cafe" is just awful!! ! For lunch, soup with meatballs made from expired minced meat, and dumplings, and for dinner, a miserable semblance of borscht and overcooked zrazy, and only black tea and coffee, there was no water or juice on sale, and this was for 35 UAH per person (3 meals a day 105 UAH turns out), I had to cook it myself. And we also had a mouse in our room, for which they were supposed to put poison, but they did not work out. Naturally excellent audibility of neighbors. We won't be staying there again!