Рассказываю об этом ужасе... I'm talking about this horror...

We stayed there with my boyfriend for 3 days at the beginning of September (8 were going). We left early when it became unbearable. . .
I’ll say in advance that we chose a vacation spot for a long time and meticulously, we gave preference to the Carpathians (prices were pleased compared to Crimea). In the picture of this Vodograi, everything looked very nice, their benefits were beautifully painted + the presence of a good website and the Internet connected to them did their job (I made an advance payment and we went... in general, we didn’t get to them easily (12 hours by train and more than 2 hours in a crowded bus, and also a taxi around the village). We get out of the taxi in general, dial the administrator, and he says that he is not in the city now, he does not live there, he just put video surveillance and is watching! his zhinochka, as he himself put it, cleans the room for us, which turned out to be one with a double bed, fortunately he doesn’t take money right away... as soon as they entered, the smell was somehow incomprehensible, especially in the bathroom, but then it almost disappeared, which did not cause suspicions in vain!
settled us in a room on the 2nd floor of the "wooden" house. on the site they had written about the iron, hair dryer, kettle, fridge... fridge and kettle were on the first floor. not in the room! but it's still a trifle. so you go down from the room to the first floor, take a kettle with you, go into the bath, take a cup of water into it, since there is no tap on the first floor, and in the room the washbasin is so small that you can’t put the kettle under it, go downstairs, wait while it boils, you take the kettle, go up to the room, pour water into the cups (well, or you go take them with you downstairs and climb the flimsy stairs with boiling water in the cups), go down to return the kettle to its place and, finally, return yourself to the starting position . . there was no hairdryer and iron at all, as soon as Zhinochka left to bring them, she never returned... she rubbed her hair with a towel, since it was warm enough outside to walk with a wet head.

The kolyba about which it is written turned out to be a cheap tavern (with accompanying aromas and Kiev prices) with ill-mannered staff consisting of one guy and ghost cooks (we only saw one in passing). they cooked really well there, but the smell....
second day. other inhabitants of Vodograi dispersed in a manner and stopped discharging water. the smell in the bathroom became crisp and clear. the water smelled. hydrogen sulfide! at first we joked that this water was mineral and healthy, but then our nails began to exfoliate and our hair began to fall out. I got the impression that you were washing with shit! , I didn’t have the strength to brush my teeth and wash my face with this water, they bought mineral water for these purposes. the shower became torture, the hair and body smelled of shit... even if you boil this water five times in a row, the smell did not go away, even the coffee did not stop. imagine a sauna with such water! ! we didn't risk it.
there was no light in Vorokhta, the hut never opened. . . the hungry went around. . .
in addition to all this, the house turned out to be completely made of drywall, only the outer walls were sheathed with wood. when you walk on the floor, the wardrobe shakes, when you sneeze in the bathroom, you can hear it near the kettle, when, excuse me, you are doing ****, and at the same time you just breathe hard, the neighbors knock on the wall...
I will also say that we never saw the owner of all this! the phone that is listed on the site belongs to an agent who is in Kyiv, a woman, a zhinochka, who opened the number, a maid, and a man with a mysterious name (Vasyl or Stepan, answered the phone once so, once so) just collects money and lives at Chope.
among the pluses: a view of wild boars in the paddock in front of the window and a handsome horse) but this does not compensate for the rotten water (
left on the third day.
p. s. then it dawned on them that they didn’t have a fire extinguisher hanging, nothing at all. there are doubts whether they even have permission for this type of activity...
Rating 2 for wild boars and a horse, and the fact that it was at least clean, but about the water, the cleanliness is still debatable...