Quiet horror

Written: 6 may 2013
Travel time: 23 — 30 april 2013
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
And so let's start, my arrival was 04/23/2013
In the evening around 9
The deposit was understandably taken, so everyone has it.
Booked 2+1 child
They bring me to room 410, one double bed, the number is 10-12 meters, I ask where for the child?
Not suitable, they lead to another, there are two lorries, the number is 17 meters
Well, how will my wife and I fit on it?
No others.
In general, I moved three times during the rest, the howl of air conditioners and hoods is very decent, the windows do not close tightly, there are aluminum frames.
Hotel 6 floors. around the building. All air conditioners hum. Do not count on a quiet sleep, even if you move to another wing, it is also noisy there.
I was surprised at the arrival, while I was picking up a room, the presence of black prostitutes in the hotel, now I went nuts, this is not the first time in the emirates, but I have not seen this. It turns out that at 9-10 pm they come and are in the lobby of the Sports bar, you can choose.

The rooms are of course a separate issue, I have not seen such miserable rooms where there is not even a place to put 2 suitcases. Wardrobe horror two three shelves for lying things, the third is occupied by a safe. There were 5 hangers, as a result, everything was in the suitcases.
We went with a child, I looked for reviews about nutrition, I hoped that at least the food would be normal. But this is just awful.
I will write two types of menus that alternate every other day:
And so: from left to right on the placement on the table
1st day. Yoghurts 3 types, chopped vegetables (cucumbers, carrots, bell peppers, tomatoes), fruits (banana, apple, grapefruit, melon, watermelon, orange), two vats of packaged juice, a vat of beans in some kind of sauce, water oatmeal porridge with additives to choose from, fried eggs with milk, fried round potatoes, chicken sausages, fried toast in sugar, pancakes, boiled eggs.
2nd day, the same, only the potatoes change according to the type of frying, chicken sausages change to meat sausages, sometimes bacon, sandwiches with ham and cheese.
From a sweet croissant empty and a bun with sprinkling like Easter cake. Jam. Toaster.
That's all the food. You will not see any simple salads or scrambled eggs in the morning, there are no normal cereals, there is nothing for children to eat at all.
Everything that is presented is monotonous and very specific.
They clean the room normally, check the performance of the shower, we have it flowing. Please check the availability of towels if you are more than two people. Ask to take out the mini bar, otherwise people there got into something that they didn’t take.
At the reception, they don’t tell everyone, but the water in the room is drinking, free only the first day, then paid and for normal money, you need to leave at 12 o’clock, otherwise they will take money for half a day, they don’t say either.
The beach, oh, it's just fantastic, I have not seen such horror in terms of organization:
They pick you up at 9:30, and if you're a minute late, you won't leave.

They take you to Jumeirah Beach Park, it's a long ride, if you take a taxi, then 300 rubles. Monday is officially women's day, men are not allowed. But the joke is that we arrived on Tuesday, on Wednesday we went to the beach, Women's Day, hurt yourself, went under our own power to another nearby. Thursday everything is ok, Friday is women's day, motherfucker, 30 minutes of swearing at the reception, why do you substitute and not warn like that, it's useless, Monday comes, at the reception they say women's day, we won't take men, well, it's okay, but nothing happened on Friday Women's Day, maybe they moved it, no, today is Women's Day, as a result, there was a transfer to Friday and Monday worked as normal for everyone. Here is such a hotel. The entrance to the beach is 5 derhams, umbrellas and sun loungers are another 300-500 rubles per day.
I don't know who gave them 4 stars. I would not give 2 for such horror.
There are pluses of the metro nearby, a golden fok cafe behind the house, free prices, they cook well.
There are no shops around.
Say that I’m in a bad mood or a shit person, no, they didn’t spoil my vacation, I had a great rest with my wife and child, we ate in a restaurant, got tanned, we did most of our shopping at the Emirates Mall.
I just want to warn you, dear compatriots, from going to this hotel. By the way, it is very far from the center. It's easier to get from Sharjah than from here.
Who is ready to talk, write to the mail, I will give you my number, I will tell you more.
Have a nice holiday everyone!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original