There has never been a better holiday...

Written: 17 february 2010
Travel time: 12 — 25 august 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
I want to start by saying that I am an absolutely adequate positive person, and even when something bad happens, I always find positive aspects from any situation. But... in the case of this hotel, I can only say one thing: there is an indoor pool with healthy mineral water, which is useful for so many diseases. This is all that is good in a hotel. Now let's move on to the disadvantages:
1. When the hotel was being built, apparently in order to dig a pit, it was necessary to cut off a piece of the hill, which consisted of stone. The quick-witted builders did not take out these stones and garbage, but threw them into the sea right in front of the hotel and laid out a breakwater from the stone. Therefore, today it is impossible to swim on the beach of the hotel. Because of the breakwater, all the dirt from the sea and the beach accumulates right in front of the windows of the hotel, the stench and dirt is unbearable. There was not a day when the sea in front of the hotel was clean: dead algae and mud. Although a hundred meters to the right is quite clean and we all went to the neighboring beach. Also, because of this mud, huge stones that lie directly in the sea near the coast are not visible. And if a person dives, a broken head is provided for him, not to mention other organs.
2. When we got tired after a couple of days of dragging ourselves to the neighboring beach, we decided to go to the pool. The pool is very small, it looks much larger in the pictures on the internet. It is located right behind the hotel, so the sun gets there either before 10 am or after 4 pm, and it simply does not have time to warm up. The water in the adult pool is about 16 degrees, and in the children's pool in general - a morgue. During our entire vacation, we have never seen at least one child in this pool for more than 1 minute. My 10-year-old son sometimes swam in the adult pool for 3 minutes - this is the maximum and came out of it frozen (so that you don’t think that my child is infantile, it was not possible to pull him out of the water at all other resorts).

3. Since the owner of this hotel is German, then, accordingly, all the animation is in German. And what surprised us most of all was that the children's room is also only for Germans, Russian children are strictly forbidden to enter there. Friends with a small child were resting with us, we went into the children's room to occupy the child with toys. In it, we saw the animators' underwear laid out on chairs (I swear I'm not imagining it), then a mad German animator ran in and literally kicked us out of there. Accordingly, we went to the administrator, but she told us that the following rules: only German children are allowed into the children's room. It's only when they advertise their hotel that they forget to say it. I also want to add that very, very few Germans rested there - 5-10 percent, mostly Russians, Ukrainians, Moldovans. Therefore, the children's room was empty and always closed.
4. When you visit resorts in Turkey, you watch animation in any language. It doesn't matter to you what language, because it's very funny or colorful. Here the question is different. Animation in German is not funny, but stupid. There were about 10-15 Germans, and for two hours these idiots puffed for this bunch, the rest had nothing to do there. Once there was a production about vampires, it's generally a quiet horror. Our children, who were running around there, were in shock for the rest of the evening...
5. The food is unimportant, the cleaning is unimportant, we have already written about this, I will not waste your time.
I don’t want to offend anyone, but whoever goes there after my review will be a complete idiot...
Translated automatically from Russian. View original