Cockroaches, ants and thieves

Written: 13 july 2015
Travel time: 14 june — 8 july 2015
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 1.0
Save yourself! SOS! this is the real Soho! (unfortunately, all photos are not inserted, due to quantity restrictions, as we understand... believe me... there are cockroaches and broken windows... )
Knowing the historical background of the name, it was not worth it to meddle in this hotel, but the old reviews bribed, although the omen in the form of a FULL STOP OF THE BOOKING on booking. com now clearly promised problems.
Comrades, if you want to CLEAR FROM filth, AND GET A TRAINING OF CHRISTIAN VIRTUES (SOME: NOT AGAINST (OUR ROOM IS COMPLETELY CLEARED FROM epilator, lipstick, money, to a laptop, THE DOOR TO THE BEDROOM WAS BREAKED, ABOUT WHICH THERE IS A POLICE PROTOCOL AND CUTE CID even took a smear for DNA examination), but the hotel staff did not even receive I am sorry !!! , PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE (TO COMPANIES OF GREATLY FUN DRUNK OF ALL CONFESSIONS AND NATIONALITIES) LOUD SCREAMS IN THE MID NIGHT, DANCES UNDER THE MOON, RUMBLING IN THE ROOM AND NOISE Music taurattelles taken with them entertaining the repers, then solve immediately - it is in Soho! This "magnificent" hotel with never smiling personnel and in general, with the complete absence of any service will provide you with life in this vein! Cockroaches, ants and mantis entertain you and introduce you to all the scarcity of the Cypriot fauna.

FOR A MONTH WE WATCHED HOW THE SOHO ATMOSPHERE IS CREATED.
Take the beautiful island of Cyprus, the lemon trees, the pines, the sea, the glorious weather, spice it all up with LAZY, RUDE, HORRIBLE, DIRTY STAFF, SPIDE IT WITH cigarette butts, TOILET PAPER ROLLS, SCATTERED PLAYING CARDS, BOTTLES OF DRINKED DRINKS AND WEEP The real atmosphere, for which, I assure you, you should not go even to a neighboring town, not to mention the island of Cyprus.
Photos of praying mantises in jam, cockroaches in the room, traces of forced entry on the bedroom doors, a living ant road, a dead road to the beach, broken lights on the "territory", broken windows and scattered debris are attached. Have a good viewing! Save yourself, people, especially intelligent, kind people with children! And to the staff, if they even read the reviews, which I doubt, I WOULD ADVISE TO LEARN TO WORK, WORK AND WORK AGAIN! NO WORDS, COMRADES!! !
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