Отдых на солнечном Кипре Holidays in sunny Cyprus

Hotel "Larko" - exactly what we expected, no more, no less just for 2 **. The room (314) is old, the white walls are dirty in some places, the bathroom is very simple, but nevertheless everything worked. I want to warn others about the interesting balcony door. In the evening we decided to sit on a tiny balcony, chat about life over a glass of Baileys, turned on the air conditioner in the room and tightly closed the balcony door so that the air would not come out of the room. Somewhere at 11:15 we decided to go to bed and found that the door to the balcony had slammed shut from the inside. They pushed it, pushed it, nothing could be done from the outside, no protrusions and handles. Here it was caught in a mousetrap, we decided to call someone from the neighboring rooms, there was no one, call from the street - silence. We hung like this on the balcony for about 20 minutes, all sorts of thoughts in my head, we thought we would have to spend the night. And then another shuffling of the door - and it somehow miraculously opened itself, there was no limit to joy. So, be careful in these funny doors.
The food at the hotel is normal, breakfast is the same, but it was enough for me, dinners are more varied - 2 types of salad, a meat or fish dish, 2 side dishes, fruits (watermelon or melon), everything is well and tasty cooked, the food is healthy, I have in a week, digestion, which was not in order at home, returned to normal.
The hotel has a small swimming pool, a hangout place for Cypriot machos, they won’t let you sit there on the sunbeds, everyone climbs to get to know each other, they even start a conversation through the fence, without complexes. The hotel seems to have a reputation for being a pick-up location. Every evening around the hotel, flocks of suitors dance around the hotel in search of girlfriends for the evening. But, it’s quite realistic to send it off, everything is civilized and in general it’s not scary. Which of the girls does not intend to make acquaintances - they will not be made, everyone understands everything from the first time, and who does not mind - can have an interesting time, acquaintance with a Cypriot is guaranteed. We drove home with my sister, so they even handed us business cards - in case we have friends who want to marry a foreigner, then they are waiting for them and they threaten to pay for the ticket. Funny.

In general, Cyprus is a divine island, I fell in love with it for a long time, beautiful places, people open to communication, and the sea there is a song that cannot be conveyed.
I advise you to relax in Cyprus, you will not be disappointed. Bye.