Отдых по Фортуне Rest according to Fortune

We rested in May 2008. We got to this hotel according to the "fortune" system, but as it turned out, this time Fortune turned its back on us... and we ended up in this hotel. I must say right away that the hotel is not 3 stars, but 2, and if someone does not believe it, they can then cross the road and make sure by going to the 3 stars hotel. Henipa, the difference is colossal. If someone is traveling for the first time and has never been anywhere, perhaps this will be normal, if money allows, I recommend paying extra and taking a better hotel. After arriving in Larnaca, I can safely say that the tour operator "Natalie" is simply resting compared to TEZ. No one met us at the airport, none of the escorts rode with us on the bus to the hotel, the tape recorder was just stupidly turned on, which told us about Cyprus. Upon arrival at the hotel, we were placed in rooms, the most ordinary, without a refrigerator, not very clean, some smoky, with burnt-out curtains and with a 40W lamp in the toilet, illuminating like a candle in the cellar, without shampoo and shower gel (take this with you there). everything is expensive). The furniture is also not very special, just like in dachas in Russia. Half board food: breakfast and dinner, everything is mediocre from products of not high quality and without any special frills. Drinks in the evening are paid, a bag of Dilma tea (the one that you could drink in the morning for free. 15 rubles a package in Russia) cost 2 Euros, coffee as well. Territory... well, you can just say no, no one takes care of it, there is rubbish and complete collapse all around. Entertainment: the pool is nothing, only bleach is so much that it just peels off the skin, free peeling. There is a gym... but I would be embarrassed to show such an institution to tourists at all. It is located in the basement of the hotel, the condition is like the basement in our shops of the 70s, the simulators... my mother . . what century of release... probably from ancient Greek mythology, basically everything still does not work, rusty. Animation is not. To the sea 300-400m across the road, but it's only to the sea, more or less the beach is another 400-500m. But the beaches here are not very good nearby, I recommend the beaches of Protaras and Ayia Napa, or go far to the hotels, there is also a good beach. Shops nearby (supermarket) are our village shops, even worse. Eat in a restaurant, cafe on average 10-15 Euro per person, all this is not far from the hotel 500-1000m, I recommend a fish restaurant. In general, in order to live in this hotel and like CYPRUS, you need to take a car and drive (which we did). Then you will see all the beauty of Cyprus, the magnificent beaches of Ayia Napa and Protaras, I can show you the most beautiful photos from Cyprus (and "Natalie" would do well to change the old photos of the hotel, I have a much more beautiful and brighter, because it looks like Pts even nothing) . When you rent a car, you pay for it with one excursion (excursions are expensive here, they are not worth the money), if you go on your own. Have a good rest everyone.
By the way, my review on the TOP Hotels website was not missed... you should think about the reviews that are posted there