Чудо отдых Miracle vacation

Cyprus is very good, a wonderful island. But in this hotel it will be even better if, on the first evening, some local resident puts some filth in your tea, from which it will blow your mind, bring your lips and legs together, which will not seem enough, and then you will definitely buy drinking water and leave it in the room, by the evening your water will turn out to be not just drinking but super-drinking, after this water you will also cramp your lips, break your legs and arms, but you will want eternal drive, you are full of energy and you are not afraid of anything in any of this life or any other. This is exactly what the Cypriot wanted, who stuffed all this into your drink and asked convincingly about sex, because if you came there, it was only for him, because there is no sex in Russia. And so they are very hospitable, very wonderful people, and most importantly, as they say there: "There is no crime. " Yes, there is nothing that happens in Russia from lack of money and hopelessness, they have a different crime - they are mad from fat, that is, from big money, they have so much fun. And now about the hotel: THE ROOM is small, but a lot of dust. SERVICE is excellent, every day a maid comes to the room to take a tip. NUTRITION I could not understand, because I only had breakfasts, but now I will not eat eggs for a long time. ENTERTAINMENT will not hurt anyone - they are not. The LOCATION is wonderful, next to a chic hotel 4+ and two 5, even though they are pleasing to the eye. THE TERRITORY is almost absent, but what is present is not cleaned or washed, and the dumps are very wonderful. And so, dear tourists, enjoy your holiday!