Отдых с юмором))) Holidays with humor

Rest with humor! Were at the hotel in August the usual triple (in Limassol there are worse and for big money)... Well, yes, the rooms are not very fashionable hotel....but you think about it, you don’t eat in 5 stars !! ! As for the staff, be kind, and you will be treated the same !!! . With regards to the rooms, they don’t smell of novelty, you can live with cockroaches in your ears, but if the current toilet is a burden, you can easily get drunk at the bottom of the bar with local wine, and immediately the rest will seem great. !! ! children, then I will not advise the hotel, it is absolutely not suitable for children, from the pool to the food... The location is not bad, away from the highway, so you can safely sleep with the window open, your face will not be in a layer of road dust. If You are a young naturalist, then you should like communication with hedgehogs, they are in abundance there. By the way, ladies be careful, gigolos always hang out in hotels !!! ! The staff is great, even the striptease dances if you ask too hard. . .
With regards to excursions without a joke, be sure to go for a ride on donkeys !! ! Not real feelings! And after skiing, they will give you a drink and feed you with decent food, after which we didn’t run to the toilet (sorry for the details !!! ) They will also show shows with glasses and teach the sertaki dance (usually our Russian tourists, having tasted, don’t wait for sertaki, they build sertaki in Russian ). Not really fun and a lot of positive emotions!! ! I advise everyone !! ! If anyone eats, say hello to the donkey Schumacher!!!
In general, what to paint, the main thing is in what company and in what mood you are relaxing !!! ! Good luck and have a great holiday! !