Отличный отдых от понтов Great getaway from show-offs

I rested just fine (from May 22 to June 2.2010), but only because I was not a capricious bore and enjoyed other things (Cypriots, the sea, waves, flowers, peace, delicious food in local restaurants, red wine, which does not remains a red mustache, the beauty of the landscapes of Cyprus).
For lovers of hotel comfort, I inform you.
3* hotel, not 4*.
Excellent territory, a lot of greenery and cozy, unlike other hotels that I saw in Paphos and which are huge multi-storey buildings. This hotel is a great two-story village-town.
But... I was lucky with the room (the room is excellent in design) - I had block 13, and I saw the sea and the sun from the balcony, unlike other tourists who lived in blocks 30-52 - in the "well" type area of ​ ​ ​ ​ our old St. Petersburg and therefore representing a subtropical climate with mosquitoes.

The linen was not changed until the maid was caught, the towels were changed 2 times, all the cleaning was reduced to the persistent dressing of my bed and taking out the garbage. They didn’t sweep on the balcony until I took a broom from the maid’s hands and went with it to the balcony.
Ants live in the room very actively, simple and with wings.
Feeding - pasta (they don't know how to cook), delicious Cypriot potatoes - (it's hard to spoil) and meat (overcooked). Dessert is inedible. Vegetables are catastrophically small even in comparison with Egypt. They manage to make salads from pasta, potatoes and sausages, instead of vegetables. After one of the dinners at the reception, I gave out that the hotel chef needed... (removed by the moderator).
Well, that's all the bad stuff. Oh yes, a HUGE amount of Russians!! ! And some noisy and fat Frenchmen behaving like Germans.
The beach is on the right, there is the St. George Hotel, many people went there. The flowers have already begun to crumble and wither - I can’t imagine what a joy it is to relax there in July-August (the Cypriots themselves don’t understand !!! ).
Paphos, indeed, is a great place (the French kings rested there!! ).
And if you are with humor, a little English and without excessive pathos, then I highly recommend both Paphos and this hotel (for a break from "show-offs" and relaxation).