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Written: 23 june 2014
Travel time: 11 — 18 june 2014
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
The hotel does not correspond to its declared 4 *.
1. Meals: took breakfast and dinner.
For breakfast, scrambled eggs, sliced ​ ​ ​ ​ cheese and sausages, the most terrible sausages, boiled eggs, muesli, fruits, tea and "coffee" are just slop. And so every day!! ! I probably won't eat omelets again in my life.
Dinner: very modest buffet, no drinks at all, buy your own. The cheapest wine in the supermarket which costs 3.25 euros in the restaurant offered it for 16.25 euros. If you do not drink their drinks, then the glasses are removed. Water is also for... a fee.
I had a birthday, we had dinner at the hotel restaurant, then the hotel and the restaurant didn’t even give a bottle of wine, they said that they could only inflate 3 balloons.

Cleaning in the room: the bed was practically not changed, if you clarify, only the pillowcase and towels were changed, and then every other day, they tried to delay the cleaning so as not to clean it. Detergents were replenished every other day, tea and coffee were put when everyone had finished drinking. For some reason, the hair dryer is on the table. The air conditioner works like a tractor in the field. The extractor in the toilet does not work at all, all the smells are pulled into the room.
To settle with a sea view, you need to pay an extra 20 euros per day, or live with a construction site and a road, everything is covered in dust.
There is no animation at all, in the evening there is nowhere to put yourself. Or sit in your room, or go 4 km into the city for a walk. Transport fare 1.5 euros, per day 5 euros, per week 15 euros per person. But even there there is nothing special to do, everything is the same and very expensive, there is only one big store.
But the hotel does a great job of hosting weddings and birthdays for its Cypriots, without asking your "do not mind", while you are driven into a small restaurant on the ground floor, where the air conditioning system cannot cope with the cooling and the menu these days is generally modest.
There are 4 pools in the hotel, 2 in the hotel, one of them belongs to the spa salon - 45 euros per hour, the other is not heated.
On the street, one is small for babies, you are knee-deep, and in the other, children swim on mattresses and adults jump over their heads . .
The sea is just awful! The hotel didn’t even equip the beach on its territory, everyone goes to swim in the neighboring hotel, which is located on the left, you can swim there, going down into the water from the pontoon, the beach is full of sand, a rarity, the hotel didn’t bring it))))
Sun loungers and an umbrella on the territory of the hotel near the pool are free of charge, but on one condition if you managed to throw a towel at 6.00 in the morning on a sun lounger.
Take excursions on the street, the tour operator who meets you is one scammer, you will be offered a tour for 90 euros, and on the street it costs 25-30 euros. It is better to take at the final stop of the bus 611.612 - this is in the center of Paphos.

Excursion to the craft town, where they embroider themselves, make jewelry from silver - all this is for tourists. The same napkins and tablecloths are on every corner in Paphos and 3 times cheaper. Silver items without a sample, and for some reason their handmade icons are made in Bulgaria, Greece and Italy. Stone of Aphrodite - you can swim. You can visit the monastery in Kikos, there are the relics of 30 saints. We also went to a small winery, it is also interesting there, but the wine is expensive, and pasta from olives in the city can be bought cheaper for 1 euro.
The charger can be bought at the nearest supermarket for 2.75 euros and at the hotel for 7.95 euros.
And don't forget that you will be sleeping close to Paphos airport, a pleasant dream with airplanes is guaranteed.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original