Отдых на 4! Vacation for 4!

We arrived from the airport very quickly - about 4 km, but at the reception we stood for about forty minutes, the Arabs could not decide whether to settle us in rooms with a view of the garbage, or in normal rooms with a view of the courtyard. Then they apparently decided, and poked us cards of even numbers of building C (sort of). I go up to the room, open the window - a construction site and a garbage dump as a gift, pots rattle all night (as it turned out, they have a kitchen there). We spent one night with alcoholic sleeping pills of the brand "For Arrival! ", in the morning I give Mohammed 5 American rubles and he settles us in the same building in odd rooms - overlooking the courtyard. Tip: Give Mohammad five bucks right away.
Further, Egyptian Stella beer can only be drunk from bottles !! ! Draft beer is very diluted, they tried their vodka-hard poison, drank alcohol with duty free. Fruit drinks are normal only in the lobby bar and in the canteen, in other places - water with sugar, water in coolers and ice for cocktails - chlorinated tap water.
Tip-give the bartender VAN DOLLAR and you will drink normal beer.

Now about the good: I gained a kilogram of weight in a week! Get fed! The exception will be sausages and sausages - dog food.
Animator Roland and his sister are trying to amuse the people, the West is delighted, and the Russians do not understand such humor and just thump. . .
Cleaning the room - zashib! Mustafa made such swans for VAN DOLLAR! And I didn’t climb into my pockets - not a ruble was lost!
Excursions are expensive! The guides at the hotel and the hucksters on the beach are just bastards!! ! Luxor - 80 bucks, sporkeling and Paradise Island - 30 bucks - this is a robbery! Paradise Island is a garbage dump, similar to the Zatoka resort with cigarette butts and food waste buried right in the sand!
Advice - buy excursions in the office from the Arabs opposite the hotel, be sure to bargain and negotiate the level of the bus !! ! They can exchange bucks for pounds if the bank is not working, and you can buy a cigarette without nicotine : )!
Taxi around the city-ball!!!
p. s. In the spring, I'll probably go again. . .
Have a nice rest, gentlemen tourists!