What a terrible life....

Written: 18 november 2008
Travel time: 12 — 23 october 2008
If you do go to this hotel, read this review to the end.
My husband and I were going on vacation, saving money, flattering ourselves with the illusion of lying on the beach, relaxing from a noisy city, annoying customers, phone calls, home routine and just enjoying life. BUT.........
And the devil pulled us by the leg to choose this particular hotel.
In general, we flew in, Turtesse was on top (the transfer, the meeting of tourists is just super), we were unloaded in the hotel lobby and we fell into the hands of non-hospitable hotel workers. )
As a result, after two hours, which we could lie on the beach, we were given the current ONE KEY for two of the room. I was shocked - like they paid for the room as for two and the key is one - "Tamara and I go as a couple ??? "

The room turned out to be a bit old to say the least - the bathroom smelled of paint and some other pesticides, the tiles on the floor in the bedroom were cracked, the bed was small for two (I have more at home), and in the wall there was a door to the next room (which the idiots neighbors of some kind of hell opened at night, for their part, they burst into our room when we were sleeping - I almost died of a heart attack in this miracle Africa). But the balcony was a hit - overlooking the road (ground floor) + sitting on the balcony you see all the neighbors on the balcony, you hear their conversations in the rooms, look at their drying things and sniff their tobacco smoke. As it turned out later, all the plants outside the hotel are watered with sewage water (what we drained in the toilet + shower + kitchen). Since my first education is hydroecology, I know what this means for the human body, how pathogenic microbes decompose in the heat and how it affects the human body. Also, the pools stank fiercely of chlorine - too much concentration. THUS, ON ONE SIDE, IT STINS OF SHIT AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CHLORIC - JUST LIKE IN A CITY TOILET. I wanted to buy a disperser and escape from this stench. Such a desire overcame me after I left the canteen after meals. ((((
As for the canteen, this is something - many were poisoned by food. Some of their dishes were given two or three days in a row - as a result, on the third day they were no longer fresh and the amount of seasonings with which the cooks tried to hide the spoiled product made the stomach cramp.
In the mornings, you could eat only eggs and buns (not always fresh). There was no variety in food. One got the impression that the Arabs were deliberately mixing some kind of muck into the vats in order to poison the hotel guests.
The tables were not cleared. it was possible to run behind the appliances for half an hour - by this time the food was cooling down (((
There were no natural juices, only nasty "UPPI" + sprite + cola + water. The glasses are so small - that even my cat would not get drunk with this volume in the heat, but what an adult.
The saddest thing is that the money was not all inclusive for the restaurant, but in those restaurants there was the same poison, but for the money (((So the food did not work out.
In cafes, too, you don’t really eat or drink - there are queues, the work schedule is strange. buns only from 17 to 18 (morning from the canteen) were scattered as early as 17:15. ON THE HUGE BEACH ONLY ONE TENT WITH WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! AND THIS WATER WAS POURED TO US WITH SUCH PERSONS, AS IF WE ARE BEGGARS !!!!!!!!
A few words about the beach:
The beach is large, clean, the lagoon is like a puddle + open sea. Trestle beds are scary and old - not enough for everyone. Towels are short, washed out, torn in places, stink of algae ((((

On the beach (if you managed to take a trestle bed for yourself) they won’t let you rest - damn, how do you feel in the Crimea: “Honey baklava, tubes with condensed milk, beer, fish. ” Remember these women who run along the beach and yell this??? ? So I remembered these women with such warmth....They only yell, and the Arabs in this hotel just get you, come up, pester, climb, something soar , behave familiarly like "hello brother! ", what kind of brother am I to you ????
At first I was correctly silent, listened decently and refused, but after a couple of days I decided to just send everyone to the garden, SINCE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIE ON THE BEACH !!! ! And if my husband also left to swim without me, then even in the sand (like an ostrich ) dig in - Arabs just masturbate on you!!!
These terrible perverts stick everywhere - in the dining room on the beach. even in your room when you call "room service" !!!!!!!!
To be continued................... .
Translated automatically from Russian. View original