Плохо все, кроме кухни. Everything is bad except the kitchen.

Egypt Hurghada Hotel Mirage **** Hello everyone. I will write about my impressions about the rest. We had a ticket from March 17 to March 24. Three of us flew to Hurghada: two adults and a child. We rested at the Mirage **** hotel. I'll start with the positives. They took a sip of healing air, got vitamin D3 (sun), swam in the pool, got distracted from everyday work, had delicious cuisine. The sea is close, the beach is sandy, there is a children's pool and a regular one. During this period of time there was a very cold sea, a strong wind, which periodically subsided, and it became nice and warm. For children: - no drinks (after water, you want to give your child a warm drink, for example, hot chocolate, cocoa or warm milk to the brim - there was none of this), there was not even normal juices, all very cold... and even then not juices, but our good "UPPI". - The pool for children is not big, there is not even an elementary small slide, the water is quite cool. And there is no heating! By 12 noon, only the water becomes warmer. It turns out just in time for the moment when the sun becomes dangerous, and the child needs to be taken indoors for at least a couple of hours. Well, we'll be back at 15. . 00 to the pool, the children bathe, dry off and swim again....and here…. At 17.00, an irritated Arab comes and begins to kick the children out of the pool in a completely boorish way, because his working day is over. - Animation. 30 minute dances in the evening before going to bed and during the day the same picture, no variety, no fire in the eyes of any animator, except Zhenya. We had a disco for the night, and they yell "FINISH"! Instead of turning on just fun music, so that the children, and somewhere with their mothers, would dance... But no, they immediately turned off the music and get out of here, we don’t care about you....That's basically all the love for children, draw conclusions. Review about the hotel: - Delicious cuisine in the dining room. Why am I talking in the dining room, because they also have separate ones - Italian and Oriental cuisines, for which you need to pre-register and pay. Italian is usually cooked pasta... the rest is the same as in a regular dining room, only there is less choice, and for a fee. Eastern is not tasty. I don't even want to describe. - The attitude of the Arabs, the Egyptians, their guides and in general all the attendants is BAD, rude, vulgar, impermissible! 1. Evening 22.00 all the people gather in the hall, drink and communicate. But the servants have finished their working day, and therefore they turn off the light, everyone continues to sit in the dark. That's not all! They defiantly pour buckets of water on the floor, and start down the hall, (mind you at the very peak of the time when the whole hotel gathered here) Run around with mops))) 2. Shows... What they call shows are stupid and vulgar contests from the chief of the animator (this is a short “Afro-Arab”, an untidy, vile, and sooo not a far-off person who, in my opinion, looks more like a monkey. And he belongs in a zoo. ) But even so! Well, they had their super show. . . The people are all here! In the disco, well, turn on the music! Not! The finish! Get out, into the dark hall! There is a place for you, dear tourists! And it would be better if they came at all - they gave money, smiling at them sweetly, and immediately left. This is their dream. They can't digest all of us. 3. Beer…Drinks…ALL INCLUSIVE )))))))))))))))))))))))))))) This is a separate amusing story! - Beer - one glass in one hand on the beach at the bar - a glass of 0.33 and poured so that more foam! You reach the sunbed, and then beer... only 1 sip! But don't worry! You can run for a sip of beer at least all day, the only thing you have to stand in line every time, AAAA and the main thing is to be in time before 16.00, because then the beer ends))) - As for the rest of the alcoholic beverages, it is not possible to drink . They pour their local moonshine into all bottles. You will feel it right away! Both in smell and taste. It's scary to get poisoned! 4. Service personnel. If Arabs or Egyptians are hoping to get money, good reviews, or sex from you, they will be very nice to you! But if only they understand that there is nothing to take from you for one reason or another, then do not expect an adequate attitude towards yourself. They will not calmly answer a single question, either they will ignore it, or they will answer with the greatest irritability and anger that lives in them. The manager who oversees the work of bartenders by the beach is a real boor! To any objection of tourists - he waves his hands, supposedly get out of here, and his “Goodbye” - ours translates as “go to x....y". 5. Excursions It is possible to really buy them either directly from the tour operator or from the guide, despite the fact that it comes out more expensive. I'll explain why. Bought a tour of a man from the beach. We bought seats in a submarine with windows to watch the fish and admire the corals without diving into the water. What happened next... We were loaded onto a boat for a completely different excursion, moreover, completely stupid. OK. We informed them about this, and they promised to correct themselves for us personally, so that they would not give anti-advertising, and send us where we wanted. Do you think they did what they promised?! ? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? And this is for the money!?!? ! Who got ripped off from us?? ? So, dear tourists, prioritize! Choose a more suitable place to stay. Have a nice trip.