Lit at 100

Written: 14 september 2011
Travel time: 24 august — 5 september 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 9.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 6.0
We rested at Hor palace from 08/24/11-09/05/2011. Initially, we were supposed to be accommodated in another hotel in Mashrabiya, but due to a conflict between the owner of the hotel and Tez tour (so we were told), we were settled in Hor palace. But we weren't too upset. They threw things into the room and went to get acquainted with the territory and people. The next day we were told to come to the reception to talk with the Tez tour guide. The guide said that for the inconvenience caused, we are given 2 excursions as a gift (a sightseeing tour of Hurghada; 3 coral reefs). We were even more delighted, all the same, a freebie hahahahahahaaa.
NUMBER: for me the number is not very important, but still. We had room 3114 on the ground floor: 2 double beds (large), a mirror, a TV set, a table, an armchair, a coffee table, a wardrobe, between the beds, as always, a table, but there is no table, we did not understand what it was, such as an ancient a non-working radio, a toilet, for the first time I saw such a half-bath (and not a bath and not a shower) heeeeeeeee, well, if you only bathe babies in such a bath, you can say there was a shower for us. HEEEEEEE. The balcony is large enough: a plastic table, a chair and a soft sofa (I liked it very much). Generally a standard set.
TERRITORY: large, green, it seemed well-groomed to me. There is even a type of two lakes, where artificial islands are made in the middle, cool. There is a pool, but it is shallow, with a height of 180 cm. The water was about rib-deep for me. There are also 2 or 3 bars: one by the pool, one in the restaurant and mine 2 on the beach, but we hung out all the time in one that is further away, to the right. There is also 1 restaurant by the pool. There is a playground, but our feet have set foot there. Heeeeeeeee. The playground has its own honey. item is not important. Standard set: massage, diving, etc.

BEACH: large enough, sand, pebbles to the left. There were enough sunbeds for everyone, even when the Arabs came to bayran. We always located on the right, closer to the bar hehehehe. Before lunch, the sea did not leave, after lunch, until the buoys were about knee-deep, but if you swim across the buoys, then there is a normal depth. When the tide was low, Dima and Lena and I went in slippers to watch corals, fish, hedgehogs, just super. We even saw a moray eel. At first I thought that the snake, fuuuuu such an abomination, I almost put it in my pants heheheha. Under the bridge, if you throw a pebble, a flock of fish swims, we also saw pink, turquoise corals there - beautiful. Some who are good swimmers swam far away there are even more corals, even saw a snake, sort of like an asp.
ENTERTAINMENT: oh, I myself like entertainment, what I did there is beyond words to describe ha-ha-ha-ha. All inclusive is open until 22.00 (rum, whiskey, gin, vodka, beer, brandy, sprite, cola, fanta, water). At first we mixed everything we could, but then we drank beer and gin tonic. First I’ll say that there are no animations there, it’s called entertain yourself, but there were performances for dinner: a dance with skirts (very cool) and a belly dance (2 times even I helped her in the dance, upppisaaat). They all laughed at me, it was cool. At the end of the holiday, the Arabs themselves and the Englishman even asked me to come out to dance. Well, I also distinguished myself at the bar near the pool - I began to dance a striptease (the result - I broke a pole, the lights were not on, ha-ha-ha-ha). The next day, the column became not interesting to me, I jumped on the table and began to dance on it, everyone was surprised how I didn’t fuck. . sya. Oh, in general, I messed up there to the fullest. At the end of the holiday, the vacationers had the song “Chip and Dale hurried to the rescue”, so, Igor and I were nicknamed Chip and Dale, because we danced to this song. HA-HA-HA-HA. The best thing about this hotel is the LOCATION. You go out from the reception to the street and here you go for a soul and disco, and bars, and cafes, and hookahs. All the time we went out after the closing of the bar and walked along the street, then we’ll go to the disco, then we’ll smoke a hookah with beer. UNFORGETTABLY. They arrived at about 4 am. Once you got on the street to the opening of the BAYRAN holiday, you should have seen what we (I, Igor, Dima, Lena, Andrey, etc. ) did there. They stood in the middle of the road, while blocking the way for cars and dancing, then let one car pass and danced in front of another, it was just necessary to see. Duck to us from the disco Revolution took everyone a cocktail for free and the following days for us the entrance was free to the Revolution. In general, where we didn’t go, the entrance was free, is it or not, for everyone or not I can’t say, you understand the state, I hope I was NOT SOBER almost all days.
STAFF: This is a separate issue. To be honest, I have never seen such sincere kind people in all my vacations. They treated us like relatives, then they would tease us, then they would smile, then they would say hello by the hand, while they would ask everything is fine, then they would pick dates and give us, and all the staff treated us this way, including the guards (hahahahahahaha). I want to say special thanks to Misha, Amar (a sincere person), Creto and others..... Amar poured us heartily, he works in a bar on the beach, which is on the right, if you look at the sea. He also said that the cigarettes that we bought there should not be smoked, because they are Chinese, worthless, and said that it is better to buy Cleopatra, they are cheaper and better (used to). If anyone goes to this hotel say hello.
FOOD: Surprisingly, the food was delicious, without any taste of spices. Variety did not shine, but they always found something to eat. The meat just melted in your mouth. There was always fish, chicken, liver, pasta, rice, lamb cutlets (overeating), etc.

acquaintances: during these days that we rested there, we got acquainted with all the Russian speakers. I want to say hello to Zoya Vladimirovna (Czech Republic), Dima and Lena, Lena and Marina (Bryansk), Igor and the girl with whom he came (Petrozavodsk), Andrey (Moscow), Dima, Ivan, Oreiro and Dianochka (Moscow), hello to the guys from Minsk, and to everyone who recognized me.
IVAN (CHIP) AND IGOR (DALE),
YAROSLAVL
Translated automatically from Russian. View original