People! Avoid this hotel! As a person who has been abroad far from the first time, I can say that even for less money it should be Much better! Rest to hell ruined, money wasted!
I didn’t want to write, but my conscience is restless for those who, unknowingly, can go to this “summer camp of struggle for subsistence”. Recently, there have been a lot of bad reviews about this hotel, which should make you, a person who wants to have a good rest for their hard-earned money, think hard about whether it is worth transferring a lot of money to a noisy room overlooking a wasteland or a construction site, queues for food, a non-working elevator , dirty dishes, daily search for a free table and sunbed, indigestion, a dirty pool, etc.
And now in more detail. I'll start with the bad sides, although there are good ones too. A little.
- Settlement. If you don’t give money when you check in, then Russians, as people of the “third grade”, are settled in the “Corpus for Russians” (The logical question is why “For Russians”. I explain - for two weeks of stay, no one except Russians was seen in this building . ). This is a building under construction with all the ensuing joys of construction. The view from the building is either on the wall of the main building or on the road and wasteland. It is impossible to dry clothes on the balcony - dirt from the road is on everything. The noise from the road is incredible - local drivers are very fond of honking for any convenient reason, and if there is a wedding, then you won’t be able to fall asleep for anyone, and weddings go 2 days a week until midnight. At first, it is, of course, cool, but it quickly becomes annoying. In the building, the light is periodically (almost every day) cut off, and with it, of course, the air conditioner and the TV, in short, all the joys of civilization. The elevator does not work about 30 percent of the time, which is especially pleasing for residents of floors 4-5 when the heat is below 40. I don’t know about other rooms, but specifically in our shower, due to a short hose, it didn’t even reach my chest, as a result, I had to wash my head hunched over .
- Nutrition. Indigestion began for both on the second day of their stay and left only a week after arriving in Russia. It’s not funny when you lie on the beach, and suddenly you realize that “The time has come ”, and then you’ll have time to run to where. It’s worse if there is no toilet paper before the toilet under the pool, it’s better if it’s up to your building, although the elevator may not work here, and the lock on the door may not work due to power outages. Let's casually go through the assortment - there are always sausages. The taste is quite normal toilet paper, it’s a pity that it doesn’t look like meat. Chicken, too. And always in the same sauce. If you erase it with anything, that is, you can. True, local cats do not eat it. It is immediately clear who is a reasonable being here. Cucumbers and tomatoes are also always available. Always equally cut into large pieces. Peeled potatoes are a local specialty. Often. Little kids don't have anything to eat.
In order to combat stomach upset, I had to eat only bread, rice, and other foods that did not arouse suspicion for the entire second week. So imagine such an “All Inclusive”. By the way, even such a rigid abstinence did not help. : -(
In short, the food is damn monotonous and mostly tasteless. In the second week, I already dreamed of Rolton and a normal salad of fresh vegetables!
- Queues. Lines for food - always. After standing in line for food, you have to find a table. It’s good if it’s just not busy, even with leftover food, it’s better if it’s rubbed with a dirty rag, even better if it’s served (a rarity). It's normal to spend half an hour in line for lunch. And then stand for another 15 minutes for fried sausages (this is such a delicacy if anyone does not know ; -)). Then 15 minutes for ice cream. Well, the control - 5 minutes for a drink. By the way, sausages fried to the coals or cutlets are given out 2 in one hand. Drinks too. If you want more, get in line again. This is "All Inclusive". Although, of course, to whom - how. For example, our "Arab brothers and sisters" All these meatballs were served as much as they needed. Tables for them were also cleaned immediately.
Conclusion - who did not find the queue of the Soviet Union - we urgently go to this hotel. Who wants to feel like a second-class person - also here.
- Beach, sea, swimming. Sunbeds so as not to be broken and not next to the construction site should be occupied early in the morning. If you are near a construction site, you will be covered with dust, road equipment is quite noisy, and the smell of exhaust. I didn't see any free sunbeds by the pool. Which by the way can be for the better - for 2 weeks the pool was not cleaned even once. The water is really dirty, muddy, foam is sometimes visible in the evening.
Sea. The sea, it is of course beautiful, with fish. Lionfish live on each of the two beaches, on the left (the one on which the sewer pipe goes) octopuses and stingrays swim. As long as you're swimming without a mask, you're fine. But with a mask, you begin to see tires at the bottom, torn nets, abandoned cables, anchors, concrete blocks, bricks. Dirty bottom in short.
- Well, of course about the good. The rooms are spacious. There are 3 Russian channels on TV. The water is renewed every day. Free safe in the room. Rooms are cleaned every day. I really liked that in the evening in one restaurant live guitar music, in another piano. They gave watermelons, melons, oranges. Sometimes even sweet. Like that's all.
And further. There are a lot of positive reviews for Montillon. Read them properly. Most are written by their own people. This is evident - grammatical errors, a minimum of text, repetitions.
I've written a lot already. There could be more, but that's probably enough. Those who have seriously decided to go will not be convinced, and those who have doubts, I hope they will make the right choice. Happy holidays everyone!
Who has something to ask - write. I will answer.
I didn’t want to write, but my conscience is restless for those who, unknowingly, can go to this “summer camp of struggle for subsistence”. Recently, there have been a lot of bad reviews about this hotel, which should make you, a person who wants to have a good rest for their hard-earned money, think hard about whether it is worth transferring a lot of money to a noisy room overlooking a wasteland or a construction site, queues for food, a non-working elevator , dirty dishes, daily search for a free table and sunbed, indigestion, a dirty pool, etc.
And now in more detail. I'll start with the bad sides, although there are good ones too. A little.
- Settlement. If you don’t give money when you check in, then Russians, as people of the “third grade”, are settled in the “Corpus for Russians” (The logical question is why “For Russians”. I explain - for two weeks of stay, no one except Russians was seen in this building . ). This is a building under construction with all the ensuing joys of construction. The view from the building is either on the wall of the main building or on the road and wasteland. It is impossible to dry clothes on the balcony - dirt from the road is on everything. The noise from the road is incredible - local drivers are very fond of honking for any convenient reason, and if there is a wedding, then you won’t be able to fall asleep for anyone, and weddings go 2 days a week until midnight. At first, it is, of course, cool, but it quickly becomes annoying. In the building, the light is periodically (almost every day) cut off, and with it, of course, the air conditioner and the TV, in short, all the joys of civilization. The elevator does not work about 30 percent of the time, which is especially pleasing for residents of floors 4-5 when the heat is below 40. I don’t know about other rooms, but specifically in our shower, due to a short hose, it didn’t even reach my chest, as a result, I had to wash my head hunched over .
- Nutrition. Indigestion began for both on the second day of their stay and left only a week after arriving in Russia. It’s not funny when you lie on the beach, and suddenly you realize that “The time has come ”, and then you’ll have time to run to where. It’s worse if there is no toilet paper before the toilet under the pool, it’s better if it’s up to your building, although the elevator may not work here, and the lock on the door may not work due to power outages. Let's casually go through the assortment - there are always sausages. The taste is quite normal toilet paper, it’s a pity that it doesn’t look like meat. Chicken, too. And always in the same sauce. If you erase it with anything, that is, you can. True, local cats do not eat it. It is immediately clear who is a reasonable being here. Cucumbers and tomatoes are also always available. Always equally cut into large pieces. Peeled potatoes are a local specialty. Often. Little kids don't have anything to eat.
In order to combat stomach upset, I had to eat only bread, rice, and other foods that did not arouse suspicion for the entire second week. So imagine such an “All Inclusive”. By the way, even such a rigid abstinence did not help. : -(
In short, the food is damn monotonous and mostly tasteless. In the second week, I already dreamed of Rolton and a normal salad of fresh vegetables!
- Queues. Lines for food - always. After standing in line for food, you have to find a table. It’s good if it’s just not busy, even with leftover food, it’s better if it’s rubbed with a dirty rag, even better if it’s served (a rarity). It's normal to spend half an hour in line for lunch. And then stand for another 15 minutes for fried sausages (this is such a delicacy if anyone does not know ; -)). Then 15 minutes for ice cream. Well, the control - 5 minutes for a drink. By the way, sausages fried to the coals or cutlets are given out 2 in one hand. Drinks too. If you want more, get in line again. This is "All Inclusive". Although, of course, to whom - how. For example, our "Arab brothers and sisters" All these meatballs were served as much as they needed. Tables for them were also cleaned immediately.
Conclusion - who did not find the queue of the Soviet Union - we urgently go to this hotel. Who wants to feel like a second-class person - also here.
- Beach, sea, swimming. Sunbeds so as not to be broken and not next to the construction site should be occupied early in the morning. If you are near a construction site, you will be covered with dust, road equipment is quite noisy, and the smell of exhaust. I didn't see any free sunbeds by the pool. Which by the way can be for the better - for 2 weeks the pool was not cleaned even once. The water is really dirty, muddy, foam is sometimes visible in the evening.
Sea. The sea, it is of course beautiful, with fish. Lionfish live on each of the two beaches, on the left (the one on which the sewer pipe goes) octopuses and stingrays swim. As long as you're swimming without a mask, you're fine. But with a mask, you begin to see tires at the bottom, torn nets, abandoned cables, anchors, concrete blocks, bricks. Dirty bottom in short.
- Well, of course about the good. The rooms are spacious. There are 3 Russian channels on TV. The water is renewed every day. Free safe in the room. Rooms are cleaned every day. I really liked that in the evening in one restaurant live guitar music, in another piano. They gave watermelons, melons, oranges. Sometimes even sweet. Like that's all.
And further. There are a lot of positive reviews for Montillon. Read them properly. Most are written by their own people. This is evident - grammatical errors, a minimum of text, repetitions.
I've written a lot already. There could be more, but that's probably enough. Those who have seriously decided to go will not be convinced, and those who have doubts, I hope they will make the right choice. Happy holidays everyone!
Who has something to ask - write. I will answer.
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