Плохой отель. Не советую! Bad hotel. I do not advise!

We rested with the Girl, we traveled from afar (Sakhalin) In general, we went abroad for the first time. Of course, we expected maximum impressions and maximum mood. So it all started with choosing a hotel, we came to our local tour agency (we received our passports 4 days before the planned trip). We wanted to go to Albatros Palace, but there were no tickets there anymore, then we chose the Titanic Spa, paid everything, the documents had to be given on the day of departure, when I came to pick up I saw the Pyramisa Blue Lagoon Resort 5 * hotel in the documents, but I was indignant at which I received an answer didn’t we choose him ? , but oh well, we had to measure ourselves. So we arrived at the hotel, at the reception I gave $ 20 (I read somewhere that they would give a better number), they gave room 129, a corner with a large balcony overlooking the pools and, in general, the territory of the entire hotel. A large bed, of course, I liked everything (there is nothing to compare with), except perhaps only with the Moscow hotel "Vnukovo Hotel". We decided to go to the beach. To the left and to the right there are moorings and yachts. Beer-Water (Alkagol is probably not in it) the wine is disgusting, the sand is miserable. We have better summer on the beach)), though the Arabs constantly go to correct towels and change ashtrays. There were always few people on the beach, probably because it was winter. This is a beach, a restaurant (My opinion is not a restaurant, but a DINING ROOM !!! ) and this is not exaggerated, you have to look for salt on all the tables, and once in the place of salt I found Rice, how angry I was, went up to the waiter and started yelling on him, a minute and a full salt box stood on the table. In the morning mugs for tea NOT! tea is also not always available, you have to stand for fifteen minutes for tea, coffee is similar (I don’t drink coffee)). Sometimes there are not enough cutlery (spoons of forks) Ketchup is also not to be found, the food is monotonous, always croutons, eggs, scrambled eggs (You need to stand in a long line for it) sausages (PAPER), some vegetables in general, garbage is one, the first days of the norms then get bored. At Lunch, you need to go to a bar for tea or go outside for wine or cola. Despite the fact that the bar gives plastic cups (THIS is a five??? ). What I liked was the pastry, varied and tasty (although it comes across not fresh). There is a lot of alcohol in the bar, but again, a huge queue, cocktails are bad, so there are a couple of drops of alcohol in it. Territory nothing so, swimming pools without heating. The attendants are no, untidy, they hardly understand what I want from him. I COMPARE with the Alexandrian Hotel "Radison" this is a five by 120%, we got there for a start when we went on an excursion to Cairo-Alexandria. Egypt was not liked by the fact that the Sellers simply overwhelmed, at the end of the trip I wanted to give a sip, constantly pestering the girl to fight back)). There are seagulls on the pyramids, for me They will bury their people.
Well, like everything, I didn’t write a lot of things, because I couldn’t remember right away. Waiting for questions.