Don't make my mistakes

Written: 24 december 2009
Travel time: 9 — 20 december 2009
NUTRITION. The biggest problem. I am not a gourmet, and all my wife's girlfriends have always envied my unpretentiousness. But here even I was shocked. How is it possible to ruin products like that !!! ? They probably have special courses on this case there. My mom would beat their hands. Yes, if I just boiled the chicken and did not put any salt or pepper there, it would be much tastier. On the first day, we attacked their olives and olives, they stood in huge "basins" and no one ate them. We tried and understood why no one touches them: pure strychnine. And they look so big and delicious. And so you can characterize any of their dish. Only pancakes and scrambled eggs were edible. We returned pretty well built.
ALCOHOL. Can't tell without tears. Pure acetone. On the first day, we tried everything and realized that dry law would be added to our diet here. For a long time they tried to find the difference between whiskey and brandy and came to the conclusion that there are none. Most likely they are bottled from the same barrel. And references to the fact that these are locally produced drinks do not work here: last time I was in Sharm at the Holyday Amphoras hotel on the same terms. Drinks were just super, no worse than European ones. Yes, and food too. And the baking. . . !! ! I just tried it then and didn’t go to the table with sweets anymore, because I realized that I could lose control over myself and then not get on the plane... Nothing like this was observed here.
FURNITURE. In our Soviet hotels it was at the same level. There are no door handles on the cabinets, cotton wool sticks out of the chairs, all the wooden parts are somehow gnawed, the curtains on the windows are torn, emergency chairs...

SERVICE. I cannot but write that I liked the ordinary personnel. Everyone tried, not a single complaint (only to the chefs). But this did not affect the overall impression of the hotel. If only the management were just as fussy...
General recommendation: if you value your good mood, NEVER GO TO THIS HOTEL!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original