Подводная сказка или Давайте отменим рейсы в Марса Алам! (шутка) Underwater fairy tale or Let's cancel flights to Marsa Alam! (joke)

Selected a photo for the report. There was no time to do it right away. Now all on the Egyptian wave. Have you noticed that in the reviews about Shores Fantazia on Turpravda, positive prevails? I explain this phenomenon by the fact that the local reviews clearly explain to people what to expect from their stay at the hotel. There is no loss of hope. FOUR-HOUR ROAD FROM HURGHADA - and lovers of wild rest settle near the Hurghada airport. Why trudge to distant lands, if the infrastructure of hotels and the range of alcoholic beverages in Hurghada is better, and alcohol is poured on All until 2 am, and not until 23-00 as in Fantasia? EXTREMELY UNOBJECTIVE ANIMATION - Fantasy is more comfortable for self-sufficient positive people. FOOD IS OK BUT NOT GREAT. Who will get better - that in Kempinski, etc. . . You can lie on the beach, eat (to put it mildly) and gain weight. And poisoning in Egypt is real, if you cook, for example, in the room, coffee with a boiler on water from the tap. Desalinated water is just as upsetting as stale food. Boiling won't help. THE STAFF DOES NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN. We are also in English "not very". Therefore, it is better to train... on the Egyptians. For the Egyptians, English is not native, but you learn so many interesting things in a conversation about the country and its inhabitants, if you perceive them as people, and not as an attachment to a shaker or a rake on the beach. BEAUTIFUL SEA - after papa74's photo, we treat the inhabitants of the Red Sea with reverence, we recognize them "by sight" under water, I want to see everyone who was seen in his photo live. It was very unpleasant to collide on a pontoon with a Russian tourist coming out of the water with a tridacian carved out of a reef in his hands! Only a huge fine at the Egyptian customs for the export of any living creatures, including fragments of dead corals picked up on the beach, instructs such people. HE DID NOT READ THE REVIEWS ON THE TRAVEL! In general, if Marsa Alam becomes as busy an airport as Hurgadeevo, the natural selection of tourists to Fantasia will stop, the corals will be trampled out and you will have to look for a hotel 250 km south of Marsa Alam. HOW MUCH MORE KILOMETERS ARE THERE TO THE EGYPT BORDER?