I will not recommend this hotel to anyone

Written: 3 december 2013
Travel time: 10 — 24 november 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 4.0
Raising the rating of this hotel is more expensive. If only because the staff here are all smiling, they don’t ask for money, but you yourself will give more than you deserve.
The hotel is located 60 km from the nearest Marsalam airport on a road clogged with traffic, on which we met, when driving back, 5 oncoming and 3 passing cars + 4 camels.
Pensy Azur is located on the shore of a sand-covered bay, both on the shore and in the sea, which makes it very difficult to immediately rush into the sea after taking strong drinks: while you are running through the shallow sand knee-deep in water, you sober up. Perhaps this would not interfere with a good rest, but in the water right near the shore there are a lot of all sorts of exotic fish, as a rule, inedible and colorful colors that are not pleasing to the eye. For the very brave, mother nature built an outer barrier reef in the sea, where only compatriots severely frostbitten by Russian frosts and Germans drowned in Bavarian beer swim, and rootless, unrecognizable scuba divers scurry under water. Normal people have enough exotics in the lagoon, where, walking barefoot on the sand, you can flounder with a mask and without flippers among the fish, next to live corals.

After swimming and sunbathing, lunch time comes, which has to be spent right in a beach restaurant among the same half-naked people, munching on a local beer snack with appetite - and not a single decently dressed man in a suit with a tie. And only after waiting until dinner, in the main restaurant, you can meet a decent lady in a cocktail dress, especially since cocktails of a pleasant color and taste are waiting for visitors in ranks: if you don’t want to, you will take it.
Settlement in the rooms also occurs with a clear violation of the rules generally accepted for hotels: they settled in 10 minutes. after arrival, at 9.30, after having lulled our vigilance with breakfast. They gave a room on the 1st floor in the main building, they didn’t ask about baksheesh, so we ran for half a day to the reception: we went to other rooms, looking for a catch - and only after giving 20 greens, we calmed down, remaining in the original room. By the way, when leaving the hotel at 4.30 in the morning, for some reason we were given a dry breakfast, which in content is more reminiscent of a full meal, but here we didn’t try to find the logic.
The question is, why this hotel to raise the rating? or recommend?
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