Это что то невероятное This is something incredible

I am writing to you, dear tourists, I can say from the front line, I am still here in this "wonderful hotel". It can be called a hotel simply with a huge stretch, the dirtiest street of Sharma is cleaner than this institution many times over. This is not spam or nitpicking about this place. Guys, if you need a complete lack of service, then you are welcome to this hotel. If you really want to relax don't book this hotel.
And so everything is in order, starting from the first day when we arrived here. We were brought from the airport at 13.15, check-in at 14, we sit waiting, nothing can be done, the rules, but we couldn’t get into the room at 2 or 3 o’clock. After the scandal at the reception, we were nevertheless given a room with windows overlooking some kind of garbage dump, we went to change the room, changed it with sin, spent 1 day in this room, there was no more strength to be there, there was a huge cockroach in the room, quietly running around the room, as it turned out later, they go not only to our room. There was absolutely no water even a little warm in the room, the floors were dirty, it felt like they had never been washed at all, the TV turned on, but categorically refused to turn off, leaving the room they closed the door and it opened at the slightest breeze, I had to go to the reception again and raise it question about changing number. Relocated. The room is really good everything is good. It took three and there were no signs that we had a cleaning in the room. They called the cleaner, he clicked, conscientiously changed the toilet paper and stole it, returned it, pretended to have washed the floors and wanted to dump again, he did not slip the thought of changing the bed broth. I went to the reception again to swear with the administrator. and he cleaned our room in his presence. To get a friend from them, which is simply not realistic here.
Restaurant.

Well, if you can call it that....in the 7 days that we were here, the assortment of Swedish became something like this: cucumbers, tomatoes, chopped cabbage, rice, sometimes spaghetti or pasta, very rarely meat, mostly liver, which is not possible from dryness , and the ruba, for some reason, is always very bony and sour, it seems that it has deteriorated and they are trying to kill its rotten smell with lemon. It’s elementary that there are no glasses for tea at almost every meal, forget about lipton in bags hello to cheap Egyptian tea, the name of which is impossible to ask, forget about nescafe in bags, there is a cup, sour is poured into it, it’s not clear what color the burda is proudly called by them as coffee , milk, even poketny you will not wait here, dry. Sweet too: two or three types of cake and that's it. There are practically no glasses either, and if there are, then there is a high probability of seeing someone else's lipstick or just smudges of coffee on an already washed glass. A teaspoon is one for the whole restaurant, leave the stir to another. If you want to eat, you must drive in search of staff and beg for a fork from them, and if they run out of them, you will eat with a tablespoon.
ALL INCLUSIVE
there is no bar on the hotel's "own" beach, where at least two more hotels rest, so everything is paid, for example, a 1.5 liter bottle of water costs 10 pounds, which means $ 2, in the store it costs 3 pounds, which even up to the dollar is not worth it. going to this beach is much longer and more than it is written, far from 50 meters, approximately 1 km. and then circle like a mountain kite on landing in search of a lying place.
Animation for this hotel is a holiday once a week, a dassin the size of two handkerchiefs.
Conclusion, if you need dirt, constant disputes for your rights, the search for clean dishes and in general, living creatures in the rooms, rudeness and daily kilometer calls to a piece of the sea, then you are finished here, and you will not regret it, but if you want to have a good rest, then you are booked here.