You can live. Is it necessary?

Written: 29 april 2010
Travel time: 4 — 19 april 2010
Territory: not green from the word at all.
The staff does not smile-from the same word. The boy in the dining room - "RESTAURANT", sorry, had to show a smile on his face so that he would not "stick".
All the staff above the cleaners (and then there were unique ones) understand and speak Russian normally, but pretend to be "my yours is not panicked. "
All rooms starting with "5"-azzt of clean water are not for the faint of heart (unless you like dirt in your finger, along with something sticky and sand; a hair dryer on the wall the size of a vacuum cleaner; when they confuse a toilet with a shower room and purify in a shower room cabin; the hair of a previous resident with her roommate (I don’t specify from where), neatly folded on the edge of the same shower room; towels are yellow not from color, but from age).

We got a brute at the reception, gave us a number for "5", said that we were "no panic". After 20 c. u. the number was changed to mansions (compared to "5")! - with the beginning in the number "2".
There was no soap, no gel, no shampoo, no toilet paper in the room. Truth. everything was brought in. Then I still had to rub the paper; )
I observed the situation: the garcon cleans the room. He goes out into the street, takes a toilet roll from the cat. While he is having a heated conversation with the manager, he winds this roll of paper around his dirty paw... then he rewinds it back in the same way and wraps it beautifully in the room. Now think about which side of the paper to wipe off ; ))) What does everything have dirty with them, starting with the hair . One look at this garcon with a soiled shirt, filthy pants, hands that pick up garbage without gloves - you want to vomit right at him.
Phone: there is in the room. There are even 2 of them! Near the bed, he has bluetooth, i. e. wireless (even if there would be a desire to call - pipes. But on the day of eviction, they found out that the phone in the toilet was working).
Housekeeping: linen is so terrible, dirty, stained with incomprehensible (or understandable) origin that it’s better not to let anyone change it! it will get worse).
Towels in the room: take with you, from home! They stink, dirty, again stained, it is disgusting to touch them. I was so glad that I took my bath (we thought that we would arrive early - let's go to the bass). Everything is similar to the series Santa Barbara (at 219 they used a towel. Garson took it, dried it, folded it and brought it to 220 the next day. And so on ), because everyone is there, like one family (except that they don’t sleep with everyone in a circle... probably). It is better to use these towels as floor towels (water always flows from the "shower" onto the floor).
Safe: instructions in half of the cabinet door. One of the points: wait for the green signal (3 blue whistles). It does not work in any room!

4 outdoor pools: WHERE ?? ? There were two for sure, and 2 maybe across the road, where bedbugs bite and allergies pop up? At 10-00 they just start washing the pool and when people are already swimming, they pour buckets of bleach into it (almost directly ). It is not cleaned in the evening - it was possible to skimp at night.
Evening show ; ) Haven't seen a single one in two weeks. Animation is missing.
Marsturka: 11 places, 40 people fit at 9-00 and the same number at 10-00 (this is on the beach). For lunch, one minibus goes to the hotel at 14-00 - 2 minibuses that arrived in the morning get into it; ) Ivasi is on vacation. (this is about the coral beach).
Choice of beaches - zashib!
Who loves the Black Sea, you are on Terazina 1. Dirty and muddy. If I saw the Red Sea for the first time here, my foot in Egypt would never have stuck my head again!
Who prefers corals, go to Phanar. It is also not sweet there, but corals soften the attitude. Beach for 5 hotels. Klaptik on Aida. Everything is wretched and old, broken and ruined. The struggle for places under the sun and in the shade. There are not enough sun loungers, umbrellas through one (one whole, the other full of holes). Shara ; )
Towels for the beach are no different from license plates, except for the once blue stripes (30 years ago . . ). It’s scary to lay down on them, and even more so to wipe yourself.
The food is monotonous. Feature: Amled egg parashka, always beans, eggplant with garlic are an integral part of this "ballet". Cockroaches run in a crowd - the staff only managed to pull out the loaves from their mouths. Cats finally... (the most not a good word that comes to your mind! Be bolder! ), They just walked and ran their hair over sweet buns! A feast for the eyes and a meal! Vomited around the corner.
These are not complaints, but reality. We knew where we were going, but not so much.

And even considering this, the rest is not spoiled. Lined up on the beach. For lunch (sometimes dinner) we had a wonderful fish restaurant in the Old City – Faris! The service is top notch, the food is excellent and not expensive. Special thanks to the employees of Faris. At the exit from the Old Town, there is an inconspicuous booth with fresh juices. Sugar cane fresh - SUPER (only 3 candy wrappers, and the pleasure is incredible)! On El Mercato or in Naama there is a pizzeria Pizza Hut - super! I especially liked the pizza with cheese (there are such rolls around the edges, and cheese inside). On the same El Mercato - cafe Sport - large portions and moderate prices. Total - in the room only night.
Maybe I would go there again, but with towels and bed linen; )
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