Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
1.0
Service:
1.0
Cleanliness:
1.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
4.0
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If you have already bought a tour here - sell it, exchange it, donate it, burn it, just don't go here.
It took me a long time to find words to describe this. Read the review to the end.
I read the previous positive reviews: nonsense. They praise the animation. Moreover, each person who left such a review has only 1 review in the profile. So I think this animation is scribbling in its free time to justify its existence.
And now in more detail.
I think the hotel was once good, but since then it has just been operated without repair. Therefore, the pictures of the exterior of the hotel are normal, but not so much inside. It's all for the suckers. Fuckers will live in such conditions.
Everything, literally everything, you have to beg and knock out. Normal number. Normal towels. Place in a restaurant. Clean plate. Sunbed on the beach.
Nobody ever smiles. No waiters, no animators.
But no - smiling room cleaner Ahmet. It just makes zero sense. Gave for the sake of the experiment $ 1. So he took it and did absolutely NOTHING. I made him remake the bed, replace 3 towels (he agreed to only one) and wipe the TV. He did it with a look as if I had forced him to unload the roofing material in the port.
It's not even that I don't have money for tips. They just DO NOT WANT to give. So why give them?
Rooms.
It is clear that this is Egypt. Dirty and not cleaned. But here they don’t even try to pretend that they are cleaning it. Dirty, wet towels are simply folded. And they act like they should. The room has a TV of the last century with a kinescope. A layer of dust - you can draw with your finger. Three channels, it shows badly, because the antenna cable behind the TVs is wrapped with electrical tape and dangles. Loham and so will do.
Restaurant.
The hotel is half full. But there is no place in the restaurant. It is necessary to take places for distillation with other vacationers. Queue...
thinking about meat? Not! For a clean plate! They don't have enough utensils!
Well, the queue for meat too. The waiter stands and gives out small pieces with tweezers. Redneck.
Just a little, the juices are diluted ....well, you understand ..
Napkins are weird. Some of the tables are served with paper ones, some with normal ones. Either they steal napkins, or there are "special" tables. Loham and so will do.
Beach.
The beach is large, but it is partially closed. You need to take a sunbed in a race with other unfortunates who bought a tour here. Not even enough beach towels. To the question "where? " - they answer "Go to the reception. " Well, yes, I have nothing more to do running around the hotel in search of towels. Well, the towels are worn out. My rags look better in my house. Loham and so will do.
Coral reef.
He is and is good. But here, too, is wickedness. They fenced off a small area near the pier with buoys. You swim further - the lifeguard whistles. Even the places to swim were squandered.
Animation.
Ooooh.
Well, this is a separate issue. Not only do they write 3 positive reviews here on the site. They are still none. Well, just a collective farm. Hug and cry.
Don't think that I'm prejudiced against people. But the animators are just chubby. Well, they are shorter. Have you seen fat animators somewhere? Come to Coral Beach Resort Tiran and see. And better - no. Don't come.
reception
This is another highlight of the hotel. Come say "Change the towels in the room. " And in response: "Why are you all with these towels. "
That's how the food store of the USSR breathed, where there were such fat aunts with a royal look and released a long line of deficit. This hotel is some kind of wild mixture of Egypt and Soviet service. Loham and so will do.
WiFi
He is not. He slows down. You need to either come to the Reception early in the morning or late at night. Loham and so will do.
On the 2nd day, we found a hotel where the bracelets were also green and just went there. They ate at the restaurant, went to the beach, etc. And slept at Coral Beach Resort Tiran.
The contrast is very strong. They asked vacationers - the tour cost about the same. But there you really feel that you are relaxing. Everything is as it should be.
Bottom line: everything is not enough, everything must be begged for, not a single smiling one.
For the same money you can get a better hotel. In the furnace of such a hotel.
If you have already bought a tour here - sell it, exchange it, donate it, burn it, just don't go here.
It took me a long time to find words to describe this. Read the review to the end.
I read the previous positive reviews: nonsense. They praise the animation. Moreover, each person who left such a review has only 1 review in the profile. So I think this animation is scribbling in its free time to justify its existence.
And now in more detail.
I think the hotel was once good, but since then it has just been operated without repair. Therefore, the pictures of the exterior of the hotel are normal, but not so much inside. It's all for the suckers. Fuckers will live in such conditions.
Everything, literally everything, you have to beg and knock out. Normal number. Normal towels. Place in a restaurant. Clean plate. Sunbed on the beach.
Nobody ever smiles. No waiters, no animators.
But no - smiling room cleaner Ahmet. It just makes zero sense. Gave for the sake of the experiment $ 1. So he took it and did absolutely NOTHING. I made him remake the bed, replace 3 towels (he agreed to only one) and wipe the TV. He did it with a look as if I had forced him to unload the roofing material in the port.
It's not even that I don't have money for tips. They just DO NOT WANT to give. So why give them?
Rooms.
It is clear that this is Egypt. Dirty and not cleaned. But here they don’t even try to pretend that they are cleaning it. Dirty, wet towels are simply folded. And they act like they should. The room has a TV of the last century with a kinescope. A layer of dust - you can draw with your finger. Three channels, it shows badly, because the antenna cable behind the TVs is wrapped with electrical tape and dangles. Loham and so will do.
Restaurant.
The hotel is half full. But there is no place in the restaurant. It is necessary to take places for distillation with other vacationers. Queue...
thinking about meat? Not! For a clean plate! They don't have enough utensils!
Well, the queue for meat too. The waiter stands and gives out small pieces with tweezers. Redneck.
Just a little, the juices are diluted ....well, you understand ..
Napkins are weird. Some of the tables are served with paper ones, some with normal ones. Either they steal napkins, or there are "special" tables. Loham and so will do.
Beach.
The beach is large, but it is partially closed. You need to take a sunbed in a race with other unfortunates who bought a tour here. Not even enough beach towels. To the question "where? " - they answer "Go to the reception. " Well, yes, I have nothing more to do running around the hotel in search of towels. Well, the towels are worn out. My rags look better in my house. Loham and so will do.
Coral reef.
He is and is good. But here, too, is wickedness. They fenced off a small area near the pier with buoys. You swim further - the lifeguard whistles. Even the places to swim were squandered.
Animation.
Ooooh.
Well, this is a separate issue. Not only do they write 3 positive reviews here on the site. They are still none. Well, just a collective farm. Hug and cry.
Don't think that I'm prejudiced against people. But the animators are just chubby. Well, they are shorter. Have you seen fat animators somewhere? Come to Coral Beach Resort Tiran and see. And better - no. Don't come.
reception
This is another highlight of the hotel. Come say "Change the towels in the room. " And in response: "Why are you all with these towels. "
That's how the food store of the USSR breathed, where there were such fat aunts with a royal look and released a long line of deficit. This hotel is some kind of wild mixture of Egypt and Soviet service. Loham and so will do.
WiFi
He is not. He slows down. You need to either come to the Reception early in the morning or late at night. Loham and so will do.
On the 2nd day, we found a hotel where the bracelets were also green and just went there. They ate at the restaurant, went to the beach, etc. And slept at Coral Beach Resort Tiran.
The contrast is very strong. They asked vacationers - the tour cost about the same. But there you really feel that you are relaxing. Everything is as it should be.
Bottom line: everything is not enough, everything must be begged for, not a single smiling one.
For the same money you can get a better hotel. In the furnace of such a hotel.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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