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Written: 27 january 2019
Travel time: 31 december 2018 — 9 january 2019
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 3.0
Good day, dear reader.

If your eyes fell on this hotel, where you want to spend your unforgettable vacation - I beg you, change your mind and choose another one.

Previously, I rested in Egypt, my boyfriend was abroad for the first time, but what he saw unpleasantly surprised both of us. Coral Beach Resort Titan - the deepest BOTTOM in the world of hotels in Egypt! But first things first.

First of all, they want to take money from you literally for everything, but the most interesting thing is that in return you will not receive anything. It seems that the rude staff simply tolerates you and tries to do everything so that you run away from here as soon as possible.

Rooms

These shacks haven't been renovated in 20 years, terrible beds with failed mattresses and not all rooms have double beds so you have to move 2 to get one. The feeling of sleeping in a hole between the mattresses - well, you understand. Cleanliness in the room leaves much to be desired - the dust is not wiped.

Towels in the room are rarely changed.

Food and restaurant

Reader, please do not think that we find fault and rage in our homeland and go only to the most expensive restaurants, BUT this is just a lousy canteen. Half of the food is simply impossible to eat, for the second half you have to stand in line, and believe me, not because it's tasty, but just want to eat. As a bonus, you get a huge “thank you” from your digestive system. What was cooked for the New Year, the guests ate for another week, since yesterday's (at best) dishes served as ingredients for salads or were simply warmed up and chopped corny. Portions of meat are tiny, the coffee machine constantly broke down (and no one itched to fix it), and we “fell in love” with omelettes and pasta for life.
Disgusting and diluted alcohol, reeking of incomprehensible chemicals, will be served to you in a dirty or chipped glass, and when asked to replace it, you will be asked to take another one. This applies to both the restaurant administrator and the receptionist. I was struck by the rudeness on the part of the Slavic representative of the administration - with such an approach to customers, it is the maximum for you to trade fish in the market.

Beach and recreation

Love the queue - hurry here! Here you will stand in line for everything - towels, sunbeds, a bar. It's like a fight for survival more than a vacation. Let me remind you that no one is in a hurry to solve a single issue. You literally have to force the staff to do something.
When asked to find a sunbed, a beach worker, languidly sipping a cigarette in the shade of the visor of his booth, will say that he can’t help anything and exchange a couple of comments with his compatriots (in this situation, he was then forced to pull the sunbed on himself across the entire beach under my boyfriend’s untranslatable vocabulary ). On the plus side, there is a beautiful view of the reef.


As a result: if you manage to put the Tourist hotel in Kyiv on the same place where the Coral Beach Resort Titan is located, it will turn out 100 times better.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original