Отель очень плохой, номера убитые The hotel is very bad, the rooms are dead

We wanted to write a review upon our return, but because it’s windy and there’s not much to do (by the way, there are 2 pools, but they are cold and no one swims in them) I’ll do it now (maybe someone will come in handy and he will have time to change his place of rest). The hotel is bad, from the word BAD, even in Egypt it doesn’t pull at the declared 4 * (by the way: we have been resting in Egypt 1 ruble a year for 10 years).
More: came to rest with 2 families 4 people. and 3 pers. with children (suites and standard). The hotel itself is located in a fairly windy place, the rooms are dead, it’s impossible to wash in the shower (the cabin is standard, or rather a piece of the bathroom 0.5x0.5 m is limited on one side by plastic (if you suddenly have an XXL complex, it will be extremely difficult to wash), an unregulated water supply pipe is tightly screwed at the top, a toilet is located right next to it, i. e. when taking a shower, the whole bathroom is washed at the same time, along with the toilet. (! ) for washing: with one hand you hold the pimpochka for opening the water, because it closes spontaneously, and the other hose and voila - sprinkled itself with water. changing towels if they are on the floor and replenishing toilet paper (if you ask), changing bed linen or wiping the floors, washing the toilet is out of the question.
Eating / drinking is a separate issue: men, as always, took alcohol with them from duty free and did not fail - not only is it not very local in itself, it is also diluted 1:5, but this is garbage. We were surprised by the BEER, we still expected to get it at the hotel (even the fish and nuts were in stock), but Alas: the bar on the beach serves it from 11.00 and it ends there exactly at 12.00, while this hour must be spent in line and 2 hands - 2 beers, and in the main bar, the serving is also from 11.00, well, it lasts until 15.00 (whoever did not have time is late! ). About the number of drinks issued is also a separate story: for 1 person - 1 drink.

There is very little food, there is always a queue for vegetables, tomatoes and cucumbers are only for the beginning of the queue, with no hope of replenishment. But always in stock: chopped multi-colored cabbage and lettuce. We are not talking about any pancakes / waffles for breakfast - only scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, a small assortment of monotonous buns and cereal. Tea in kettles (2 bags per kettle) only for breakfast, in the first 2 days there was a makcoffee machine for breakfast, with a queue for it, but it quickly disappeared (savings should be economical). I repeat once again: there is little food (a vacationer can see the entire assortment and sit at a clean table only if he runs into the dining room first) and it is extremely monotonous. Fruit: Sliced ​ ​ oranges and sometimes sliced ​ ​ guava. Well near the hotel bazaar: strawberries, dates - $ 1, melon, pomegranate, mango in the same place for inexpensive. We are not talking about any quarantine norms either, you even want to wash the dishes.
There is no animation as such. This hotel is not intended for children at all. The only thing that can please is a beautiful reef, BUT sunbeds on the beach must be borrowed from 5.30 in the morning, otherwise EVERYTHING.
In general, I will summarize: the hotel is 3 points, there are no "+" (except for the reef) and it would be time to close it for renovation.