Крайне посредственный отель Extremely mediocre hotel

We are currently resting at the hotel. We got here quite by accident, at the last moment we decided to go, we chose according to the reviews from what was. As it turned out, they miscalculated????
The rooms are old and shabby. In the shower, you stand ankle-deep in water, the toilet broke down on the second day, water just poured out of it... it’s better not to look behind the toilet itself, just as you don’t carefully examine the shower cabin. The safe went out quickly too. The bar, which is completely empty, didn't cool anything at all. Key cards are demagnetized constantly. They bring only one 1.5 liter bottle of water to the room, so if you drink the daily norm of water for an adult, be prepared to stock up on water in all available places. True, they react quite quickly. On the positive side, there are many Russian and Ukrainian channels, a good view of the sea.
The territory is large and green. There is one large pool for the whole hotel, but you won’t swim in it, it’s just cold. So, if you read that the hotel pools are heated, keep in mind that this is a children's pool of the appropriate depth and size and a relaxation pool, in which you can only bask if you are already 16, otherwise it is unhealthy, you can lose vision (according to the worker to my 12-year-old child), i. е. there is no threat to the eyesight of an adult, but it is very dangerous for a child. When trying to change wet beach towels for dry ones during the day, after some surprise, it turned out that there were no clean towels, they did not appear even after the promised 10 minutes. The beach saves its length, but in the morning almost all the sunbeds are occupied, so you have to run to take the sunbeds like everyone else in the morning????

Reef. When we read reviews about the most beautiful reef, it seemed strange that having rested many times nearby in Sunrise Arabian and considering the reef of this hotel to be rather weak (with all the other undeniable advantages of this hotel), we would see a gorgeous reef here just through the hotel... yes, miracles can not be. The only advantage of the reef, its length, you can swim back and forth well and sportily. I want to write right away that we have been to Egypt so many times and we can distinguish a good reef from a poor and sparsely populated one.
Food. Again, I want to say that we eat a little, but correctly and efficiently, so french fries, pasta, meat in incomprehensible sauces, sausages and mayonnaise salads do not interest us. There are practically no simple vegetables and fruits, it is also difficult to find any fish just baked. Of course, you can find something to eat, but not very tasty. We drink only wine, not wine powder, which is poured here (after clarification, this was recognized by the managers themselves and explained as: hotel policy). So I had to go to the city to buy a couple of bottles of normal wine. It’s also an incomprehensible situation why there is no ordinary local bottled wine...
Yes, if your child likes to sleep in the morning, be prepared to take his breakfast and carry it to the room, because there are no brunches here, nor normal places where you can eat something if you don’t get to the main restaurant. And you may not get there from the first entry, because there may simply not be places...
I can still write a lot, but I’ll say right away that we are quite philosophical about everything and try to have fun in any situation, but maybe my review will help someone not to make a mistake like us ??? ?