Крайне средненькой паршивости Extremely average ugliness

At the reception they immediately ask for $ 10 for settling. Dali took us to the room. There is a layer of dust on the floor, the balcony door does not work, old shabby furniture, a collapsed TV remote control, a fallen off air conditioner panel, rust, chips in the bathroom. Linen is clean, towels too.
Dining room,... a few words, you will not stay hungry, but there is nothing to do with children !! ! breakfast three types of eggs (boiled, scrambled eggs, mushy scrambled eggs) - sad, because This is the product I can't stand. You can queue up for mini pancakes, but don't bother too much, they're tasteless and undercooked anyway. The optimal breakfast is to take tomatoes, pour cucumbers with oil. And muesli with milk. You can also toast with butter or where pancakes ask to cut off the cheese. Dinners are quite normal. For dinner, go where the grill is, they will give you two beef patties, or a chicken fillet, or a piece of boiled fish... Immediately sign up for restaurants, both of them still know how to cook . . The main disappointment of the food in the main canteen is the fact that everything is always undercooked, not finished and seasoned with hot sauce to distract the taste...
slides work. the pools are normal and clean. there are enough beds.

animation is not annoying, but "aram zam zam" in the ears will still stand for a long time. To the sea, or the bus, goes from the reception quite often, or on foot (we cut the path behind the shops on the territory of the hotel, there is another building, go through it, and then through the wasteland, get off at Soho). Don’t really rely on sun loungers by the sea and try not to get steamy at all - the impressions of the rest will be better... In general, this hotel is contrasting, on the one hand, if you do not pay attention to small dirty tricks in the form of unwashed floors, and other rusts, if you do not focus on on the fact that food can be first sliced ​ ​ ​ ​ vegetables, then salad, then soup . . If you are not upset that the plates are not always perfectly washed and there are always not enough tablespoons, and that you will have to queue for lunch and dinner, but just come to an hour later, you can rest normally. But here's what pisses me off, it's mosquitoes!!! ! Attention! ! Fumitoks and others do not take these reptiles, they flew, and they fly. Spray Gardex saves for an hour. These buzzers with darkness appear out of nowhere and disappear by dawn. By the way, to non-drinkers, the attendants are more loyal and polite. And in no way can they hide their dislike for drinking women, they throw a glass like a bone to a dog . . I also don’t recommend hanging out at the bar without a pareo, even if you want a quick cola. All eyes will be left on you, and there will be an extremely unpleasant feeling that they almost dripped saliva . .
OOOO, the most relish . . Podlyuka guide !! ! Mustafa Intourist . . that's where the bastard is . .
In short, while still in Russia, we decided to visit Israel. We chose according to Ruslan's reviews (who needs to throw off contacts, please contact) the price is $ 80 per person. And the hotel guide will offer the same thing and impose on you $ 170 per person . . Non-sour difference ? ? And so on every tour. Well, figs with him, everyone wants to eat, the question is correctness. By the time of the tour, we went to the checkpoint . . The bus was already waiting for us . . And the guide loudly clarified the room number with us . . Security at the checkpoint knocked the guide : -)...
We had a great trip, a lot of magical epithets... We returned, and a day later the guide stops us with the words: The Egyptian security service was looking for you! then he lied, then they called him in the office at two in the morning, then he waited for us together with the guards from 2 to 4 in the morning at the reception. We said that we went to Israel with a tour. All twisted and snorted, forced us to write a receipt that we have no complaints against him and the host. Gee. I wrote a rather stupid receipt, i. e. in the case which it is not a document. And further, 5 points to this reptile. He said that when you DEPARTURE, the guards will scold you, there will be problems, your luggage will be turned over, etc. and they say if you have claims, then present them to the one with whom you traveled . . No, well, isn’t it Mr. , huh? Of course, I immediately called Ruslan, gave him the phone number. guide, and of course it was all just a vile, arrogant scam, but you will agree that until the moment you sit in the seat of the plane, the sediment was . . They understood with the mind. that just extorts money for settling problems. But who knows, I would go up to any guard, pull on the sleeve and ask like "these are some kind of suspicious", and given that I fastened the suitcase while sitting on it, then opening it, you can’t pack it back like that . . But relax , you should catch this bastard guide just to know the arrival time of the bus to the airport. You will not see him again : -) So, if you buy excursions on the side, feel free to buy and do not be afraid, the guide cannot do anything to you, he will only get on your nerves if he finds out.