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1. Settlement.
after reading the reviews, we realized that we need to take rooms 300. . 312.346, and so on with a sea view. they pointed to a room on the second floor - as a result, at the reception they tell us about a room with a great view of a beautiful construction site on the first floor, a couple tried to put a dollar in front of us - they didn’t take it, so, begging for half an hour, we were only told that all the rooms were occupied . (
as it turned out later, there were almost no people there at all. But a few days later, Ramadan ended and the hotel was really 70% loaded) so, we were lucky with the person who gave us a lift to the room and thanks to him we got a room with a shallow view of the sea after dinner, for a fee understandable. but still, victory.
2. Service
The safe does not work, they came, they tried to fix something, as a result, on day 5, they came to the reception for some time and finally they did it for us.

The second "joke": the door to the bathroom closed, there was no one in the bathroom. It's elementary for children to go to the toilet, we can't open the door.
called, they said they would come. in general, it took a second call, because no one came, then they explained to us that we need to open the back of the key in such cases ...now in this life I know everything.
3. Staff.
Everyone smiles, greets, many people "know" Russian (individually, the waiters phrase: everything? Good night, good morning)), they really improve your mood. even despite the importunity of the spa salon, you can live. but they cry and sob for Russian tourists specifically.
4. Food
You can live. in honor of the end of Ramadan, everything is decorated, additional oriental dishes. I had little meat (judge by yourself, 3-4 dishes with meat products) a lot of spices. fruits - well, it's funny, especially bananas in some kind of juice, it's scary to take it, the same thing with apples. we were lucky once: they brought new bananas to serve them like that again, and people just started to sort bananas) Until the end of Ramadan there were grapes, after it: it was blown away by the wind ...
it’s also funny with sweets: because of the end of the holiday, or when people come up (which before that was simply unrealistically small, well, count on your fingers) they give two pieces of all the sweets. then you can still come, but smiling strongly and throwing off your sweet tooth (of course, the Arabs were given at least 20 cakes)
Were in eastern Alacarta, spices oh-ho-ho. exist is not possible. Italian is quite edible, the children liked the pizza (one per table). Fish is the only a la carte that was not held on top of an ordinary restaurant: in a coastal restaurant, atmospheric))
5. animators
...Weak, even though the guys seem to be trying . . most of all we remember for the drawing on the faces of children, maybe not children, which we spent quite often at dinner. They also invited them to a children's disco at night, to a dilapidated amphitheater: they came, it wasn't very fun. there was no one at all, we heard about other activities, but did not dare to go anymore.

Only we are, only something is wrong.
6. territory.
small, but they try, the lawn is green, everything is in flowers and palm trees, they fall, but not everywhere. many white bridges, which would not hurt to tint. basically normal. On the last day of our vacation near us very "successfully" they began to cut all the flowering trees, bushes. I don't know if that's the intention, but I didn't really like bare, just bare trees..
BIRDS. a lot of birds. like in any city. pigeons, sparrows, CROWS and others. beware!! ! one
7. pools.
the plums, or whatever you call it, around the pools are just awful. break off constantly, I'm afraid to step on them.
8. Numbers.
very tired. they really want to sleep. dirty. the bathroom is very tired, time to retire. Smells like sewer all the time. and on the beach it was even worse: the sewerage broke through, or that, no one understood, it stank eerily - it was impossible to find.
In general, the hotel was so upset that it came to moving to another - but we were intimidated by the fact that due to the end of Ramadan there would be no places in any other hotel.
9. cleaning
they clean it, they didn’t wash the floor, they twisted a bow out of a T-shirt for seeds . . every day they left all sorts of sweets and more, but the bed was never changed, and when they left they realized that the hair hoop was gone. Why, please tell me why the janitor needs a hair band...
9. And now why choose a holiday in Sharm el-Sheikh.
corals.
here I am just crying. Dear hotel guests, I think that even people who don't know know what dead coral looks like. so excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK ALMOST ABSOLUTELY ALL THE PREVIOUS REVIEWS WRITE THAT HERE IS A GORGEOUS REEF, MANTA, . PEOPLE IF YOU ARE GOING FOR CORALS DON'T SET THIS HOTEL. THE REEF IS JUST DEAD, LIVE 10, FROM THE STRENGTH OF 20% OF THE REEF. BEACH IS SMALL BUT SWIMMING IS ALLOWED AND FURTHER BUOYS.

WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND, TO THE LEFT OF THE FIRST PANTON JUST BUOYS, BUT YOU CAN SWIMMING. To the left is the Concord Hilton Hotel, and the coral is already alive there. Right: Savoy, who has a good
reef, sailed further Savoy to the construction site - scary, but nothing interesting was observed. Yes, all that is in the reef of this hotel, or better to say in this area, big Napoleons swim, really very big ones. But I don’t know what could be done with the reef, maybe the night tides are the trouble. For the same price, it's better to go to domina coral bay, you won't regret it.
and I still don't understand.
adults are given blue bracelets with the name of the hotel chain (tirana... ), children are orange with the name of the hotel. Well, this is for Ukrainians (and other CIS countries), but an interesting picture: all Arabs have orange bracelets, with the name of the hotel. how to explain it?

and further.
observed such a picture: a Ukrainian woman (sort of) had a knife fall, quite far, while one of this heap of waiters passes by her, waving his hand, like, well, nothing, and the waiter is following him with a wagon and doesn’t even know what to do (to help the girl or not), but she did it on her own.
and at the same time, devices fell from the Arabs, they helped them in a second and others brought them.
thought.

special thanks to the girl at the reception, who was engaged in sng-shniks. explained why there is a telephone in the bathroom)) and more.
all the waiters a la carte and it is clear that they are waiting for a tip. not like in an ordinary restaurant: the child gave the waiter a candy when he was cleaning our meal - he was very surprised, even scared)))

Also for those who read this review: there is one lifeguard on the beach who, for money, offers to ride somewhere in the area of ​ ​ u200bu200babout. tyrant in the morning for snorkeling, he does this because they say we are not satisfied with the reef.
And all together spread their hands that the reef is dead.

Once there was a situation, I was sailing with a child from Savoy, and someone from our hotel flew into the water with an inflatable ring, we swim like that, and this lifeguard whistles to us, they say, give it. The circle floated over the coral. Which you can't walk over. My child was frightened, he decided to help, of course, someone can say that this is purely our problem, but. As a result, my child already understood that she would not reach the circle, but there are cool burns on the floor of her arm from corals. I don’t know how I couldn’t restrain myself from pushing that rescuer into the same corals, because he also said something to me when they went out, saying that they didn’t help. My daughter had a question when she already scared herself for doing something stupid: why didn’t the rescuer rush to save this circle? You can buy a new circle, but you can't buy a hand. In general, we did not have the best memories of this hotel. I just liked watching the Arabs. Probably that's all.