Так себе отельчик So so hotel

Under the motto "we don't care to sit in the room" chose a fairly cheap hotel La Perla 3 *. To be honest, I overestimated my threshold of aesthetic indifference : ) I would rate this bed bug at a maximum of 2*+. Pleased in La Perla only friendly staff.
Whatever you take: furniture, dishes, sunbeds, towels - as if dragged from the garbage heap! Where do they get them? ! : D
"All inclusive" in La Perla means only drinks that are poured into worn, cracked plastic (! ) beakers, which turned from disposable into reusable : D They offer only cola-sprite-fanta, beer (you can drink), some strong spirits (we didn't drink - we didn't feel like it in the heat, like rum, whiskey) and wine (a rare drink: D). There are no juices. In general, I had to drink beer and water from the cooler.

The pool is dirty. There are not enough sunbeds, not enough beach towels. Periodically issued dirty towels handed over by someone in the morning! : D Imagine - ask for towels, and the staff right in front of you starts to rummage through dirty towels and choose "cleaner". : D Kapets, in general.
There wasn't enough food either. After 15-20 minutes after the start of breakfast-lunch-dinner, half of the dishes were not left and were not replenished. Although they do not know how to cook meat, and there were spoiled salads (once), in general, the food left a good impression (bias is possible - I love vegetables). We managed to try desserts only once on the last day of our stay - when we managed to break into the dining room with a fight at the beginning of dinner : D Actually, this is very unpleasant - in conditions of limited resources (namely food), people turn into cattle (this applied to all nationalities there) ) - they swear, "cut" the tables, climb out of line, etc. But otherwise you can’t eat fully, as it turned out.
We went to the beach! The bus leaves from the hotel at 9 am. All did not fit there: D I had to wait for the second "walker". In short, at 9.15 there were no free sunbeds on the beach, and when they found a couple, it turned out that there were no mattresses now... the staff begs for money to help drag the sunbeds. We paid, but I saw how a man showed a middle finger to such a request and the issue was resolved by itself without money : D
It wasn’t really possible to swim in the sea - there are no breakwaters, so strong waves throw people on corals - a lot of people crawl out of the sea bloodied (well, knees, there, etc. ) In short, at one in the afternoon we decided to go back to the pool.
According to the schedule, the bus leaves the beach at 13.10, by which time we pulled ourselves up. But, as you probably already guessed, the bus driver brought people to the beach and did not bother to wait and left : D I had to walk - it's good that it's not far.
The hotel itself is boring - there is no animation either during the day or in the evening. In the evening, music plays at the bar and mosquitoes eat you.

Mosquitoes are poisoned with smoke at about 17.30-18.00. By the way, when they start to poison them, you can easily suffocate in your room even with the doors closed : D
Summary: in general, we had a good rest, but only thanks to an internal positive attitude - we just laughed at all this absurdity : ). The hotel, of course, sucks (especially if there is something to compare), but, again, this does not apply to the staff. I give the staff 5 stars!
If you are still choosing a hotel, then I do not recommend La Perla. If you have already bought a ticket to this hotel, I will give a couple of recommendations:
Get up early. First of all, go for towels, then urgently throw them on the sunbeds (anywhere - then ask to drag the sunbeds to where you need to). Then in the dining room, first of all, go to desserts : ). In general, go early for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you want to try everything, then go to the very beginning, but get ready for the queues : ) And more positive! Have a good rest everyone!