Good hotel. Guide - nightmare and horror

Written: 10 september 2018
Travel time: 31 august — 10 september 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
10.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 9.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 10.0
The hotel is good. The food is varied and fresh. The rooms are clean, cleaned every day and changed linen and towels for our 10 days 5 times! This is exactly 4 times more than before in another hotel with 5 stars) everything is basically good, with the exception of Guide Ishmael.... this is a boor of the highest category. Didn't show up for the 8:30 meeting. After waiting 20 minutes, we decided to go for breakfast, where we met our Guide, calmly devouring donuts with jam. But to health, Ishmaelushka! Ate, came to the meeting. We were late for 10 minutes (meaning we were late for 10 minutes more than Ishmael was late). The whole bacchanalia lasted 1.5 hours. All this time we were told that everywhere they want to kill us and sell us a tour that will kill us! Therefore, you need to buy tours from Ismail. Guys! Near the hotel there is "gena and Cheburashka". It is 3 times cheaper) and completely safe. We fly to Egypt every six months, and all this time we are alive). For comparison: a quad bike three hours of riding from 3 to 6 in the morning, tea at the Bedouins and blah blah blah $ 10. Ishmael has 35. Two people from Ishmael were traveling with us in the convoy. I have everything))) for all this time we have not met such a crazy Ishmael. After the end of his verbal diarrhea, he suddenly found out that we (6 people) were not going to buy anything from him and it was like riding a horse. To my elementary question “how to get to the library”, something like this, Ishmael threw up a table from which everything that lay there fell and said loudly with foam and nozzles - get out - I EGYPYT MAN - you are not pleasant to me - I will not speak with you, shut your mouth! In short, my husband came next. By the way, he didn’t hear how this monkey shouted at me before) and asked him a question like “who to call in case of an insurance incident. ” And then our Aegyptian MAN jumped up to him sleepy and so close, close, right back to back, right with his forehead touched his forehead, kaaaaak began to balak on his own, and his eyes became red, like those of a wild boar! Briefly speaking. We oh. . . ate just from him. Naturally, we didn’t ask him anything else and just enjoyed the rest for 10 days)
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